Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

[HullDad]

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

at ForOneNightYoni

Frigg don't click on the link, the naughty school girl/naughty lady/naughty masseuse has killed me off. Especially, for some reason, the jacket hanging off the exercise equipment in the background.

Another vote for classics here!

Line 1
Is the time
You first stayed over at Hull
And Brian's name I had to cull
From our lives.

the new mn tshirt

Changed my hover-er thingy too

If HullDad was James Bond:

Dr. No(ni)
From Hull with Love
Goldfinger (some just don?t need changing)!
Thunder-balls
Yoni Live Twice
On Hull Magistrates' Secret Service
The Bri' who Loved Me
For Your Eyes Yoni
Octagintapussy
GoldenYonEye

Thought of a funny nick so I have to make atleast one post on this amazingly funny thread.

Whether OP was being serious or not, its definitly given us many laughs.
Thank you

Why aren't you PedroYoni, Pedro? Some people just aren't committed....

Darn you kids needing interesting day trips - this thread will be full when I get back

There once was a weird man in Hull
Who in Real Life was awfully dull
He logged on to Mumsnet
For some yonis to get
In the hope he would cop a good eyeful.

Strange that there's been no word from HQ for so long. Wonder if we should be sending Red Cross parcels of arnica, nurofen and those ice packs you stick in your knickers after you've given birth?

PedroYoni

Sorry, I took YoniM then changed again.

Why aren't you PedroYoni, Pedro? Some people just aren't committed....

It's a fair question. The answer is I can't see how to change it on the mobile site and I'm not at my PC.... You have no idea how much I want to change it!

G'wan Frigg, g'wan, g'wan, yoni thing to do!

Reckon that Derby/Leicester business is a franchise. Next season of Dragons' Den, mark my words.

Deborah Meadon takes part in the demonstration as Theo talks about what he does at home with Mrs P. Bannatine says he's out.

Does anyone else imagine HullDad might look like SwissYoni

here

Apparently, friendless Brian often feels yoni in a crowd

Thanks for that disturbing image now firmly implanted in my mind MyLittleYoni ROFL

Anyone else think that if Brian really spends 2-3 hours working out every day, he must also spend 2-3 hours in the local greasy spoon to maintain his 'physique'?

do i admit i live in hull?

Do you admit you're Mrs Tony/Brian?

If your Yoni is feeling sad and a bit crappy
No need to get in a flappy
Just pull down your trousers
And in full view of your spouses
Brian will frig your Yoni, back happy!

Everytime there's a thread in Chat on 'what have you learned from mumsnet' this thread will appear.

It will never die.