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Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

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HullDad · 10/04/2013 20:56

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

OP posts:
IYoniHaveEyesForYou · 11/04/2013 11:18

Can I just say this this thread exemplifies everything I love about MN?

Also, squoosh, you are one funny lady Grin Grin

TheOneAndYONID0G · 11/04/2013 11:18

Oh I like dogwithayoni....

foryourjapseyeyoni · 11/04/2013 11:18

How's about feedingtheyoni?

D0GWithAYoni · 11/04/2013 11:20
FryOneFatYoni · 11/04/2013 11:20

My namechange is boringly obvious. But I am fat so it fits Grin

YoniMitchell · 11/04/2013 11:22

Has anyone takey YoniBear / YoniBearAndBooBoo?

I've been singing 'Only the Yoni' to myself all morning.

IamtheOneandYoni · 11/04/2013 11:22

Suits you D0GWink

RidingOnAYoni · 11/04/2013 11:22

Oh Brian Thanks I needed that Grin

Grubby Brian went on Mumsnet
To frig off some yoni
Stylish vipers wet their pants -
But not 'coz they were moany

IamtheOneandYoni · 11/04/2013 11:23

Ooh, or YoniOno?!

Not even washed up breakfast stuff yet, but am dressed!

YoniYoniYoniYoni · 11/04/2013 11:23

Yonibear is about somewhere

YoniYoniYoniYoni · 11/04/2013 11:24

YoniOno! Ha ha ha ha!

IamtheOneandYoni · 11/04/2013 11:25

Is anyone SmacktheYoni?

Or does that cross a line? Confused

IYoniHaveEyesForYou · 11/04/2013 11:27

As the great E. M. Forster so wisely observed, Yoni connect

StairsInTheNight · 11/04/2013 11:31

'Contact us on .... and specifiy what you wish to do (BDSM, WS, Oral, Anal, Spit Roasting, CIM, SIM, ATM, etc.) after enjoying your massage.'

Shock

I don't know what these things are. I thought ATM was cashpoint? Confused

YoniYoniYoniYoni · 11/04/2013 11:32

WTF Shock

squoosh · 11/04/2013 11:33

Oh I do enjoy a good spit roasting after a relaxing massage.

YoniTheLonelyKnowsHowHullFeels · 11/04/2013 11:34

Oh I want more Yoni names now - this could get addictive desperately needs a distraction from image of naked fat silver hair HullDall, in grubby looking room that is now burnt onto my eyelids

Tries on..

GroanyYoni

YoniYoniYoniYoniMe

GodSaveOurGraciousYoni

CheeseAndMushroomToastie · 11/04/2013 11:35

Blush At that website link.... My eyes....

TiggyD · 11/04/2013 11:36

ATM = Arse To Mouth.

It's a type of first aid in case the massage goes wrong.

YoniYoniYoniYoni · 11/04/2013 11:37

Arse to mouth... Ffs

YonirockandrollbutIlikeit · 11/04/2013 11:37

Another name change

Minion · 11/04/2013 11:38

Anyone fancy being theyoniwayisessex
That's free

PedroYoniLikesCrisps · 11/04/2013 11:39

Phew, got the name change done finally. That's a relief!

MyLittleYoni · 11/04/2013 11:40

I think it needs to be a slippage of yonis.

hf128219 · 11/04/2013 11:41

Has anyone treated this as a genuine offer? Around here yoni/intimate massages are about £145 for a 2 hand rising to £195 for a 4 hand service.

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