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Original poster

supermarket shits and misses...yours please...

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 18:36

Misses: SAINSBOS own cocktail sausages....erm....bread pushed together with some meat extract (rubbish)

Hits value range tinned swertcorn, chocolate bourbon biscuits and mustard screams.

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Original poster
Megglevache · 08/02/2013 09:46

h a h a h a ...not Havana . obviously.

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NotADragonOfSoup · 08/02/2013 09:47

LOLOLOL... come to this late but shits and misses/mustard screams are both brilliant. Thank you for brightening up my day :)

NotADragonOfSoup · 08/02/2013 09:55

OMG! Laxative January! Torrilus crisis! valour gadaffi cakes! Coats Protection League!

I am crying.

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Megglevache · 08/02/2013 10:09

soupy ..I wish I could bisque in the limelight.

comedy genius here is the phone and LavenderB [grim]

and yes...am out and about so on the phone again.

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NotADragonOfSoup · 08/02/2013 10:10

bisque in the limelight! [howl]

I feel utterly shite and full of cold today - needed a good laugh!

LavenderBriggs · 08/02/2013 10:11

Mmmm....lobster-y

LavenderBriggs · 08/02/2013 10:12

[brush]

NormaStanleyFletcher · 08/02/2013 10:37

Bisque in the limelight? Surely a job for Rick Stein?

Original poster
Megglevache · 08/02/2013 10:43

oh my god. soupy/bisque in the same post...my phone is f a r k I n ' genius alright.

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GetOrf · 08/02/2013 11:06

Valour gadaffi cakes is brilliant. Yes please for this to go into classics - it is absolutely brilliant.

GetOrf · 08/02/2013 11:07

ROAR at bisque and soupy. Grin

Supermim · 08/02/2013 11:25

Morrisons own brand soups are really nice............. but don't tell everyone

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Megglevache · 08/02/2013 11:38

thanks superman.

am toppling at Elephants "fair trade swearing" h r h e h e.

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LavenderBriggs · 08/02/2013 12:14

Now, I get the gender change for Supermin, but I'm a bit wavy hand at toppled - it's not usual, but Megglevache does seem to be having a coughing fit.

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Megglevache · 08/02/2013 12:42

hey L a v.
was *ROFFLING ...but I let that one s l i d e.

if I put s space in between each letter it comes out fine but I get RSI [grim]

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NormaStanleyFletcher · 08/02/2013 13:00

mustard screams

ElephantsAndMiasmas · 08/02/2013 13:01

Ah, I was imagining .

LavenderBriggs · 08/02/2013 14:34

Hey Meg. If I let any of them slide, then I'd be out of a job, wouldn't I? And then where would we be?

I think slide looks cool with spaces in it. What's the keystroke equivalent of onomatopoetic?

ElephantsAndMiasmas · 08/02/2013 17:53

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Megglevache · 08/02/2013 19:16

cricket mosses ...elephants is my heroine today.

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Beehatch · 08/02/2013 22:35

I know cricket is sloooow, but does it really gather moss?? Every day a school day [grim]

NormaStanleyFletcher · 08/02/2013 23:04

Cricket mosses?

Is that the green patch they get on their trousers where they rub the ball?

DameFanny · 09/02/2013 00:07

This thread just keeps on giving [grim]

Original poster
Megglevache · 09/02/2013 08:44

.twas c r I k e y M o s e s... [grim]

bit slow on the update!

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LavenderBriggs · 09/02/2013 08:58

Yes Elephants, that's the sort of thing.

Uptake?

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