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supermarket shits and misses...yours please...

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 18:36

Misses: SAINSBOS own cocktail sausages....erm....bread pushed together with some meat extract (rubbish)

Hits value range tinned swertcorn, chocolate bourbon biscuits and mustard screams.

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LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 20:10

You're doing what now??

Shaky · 04/02/2013 20:15

Oh, this thread is brilliant Grin

I thought you were Chaos on a name change with her twat phone

This thread has made me laugh so much, thank you

Waltons · 04/02/2013 20:17

Another one crying with laughter.

And I though entails and aborigines was good!

LiviaAugusta · 04/02/2013 20:18

Loving the muf coffee and living your work in general Meggle! Grin

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 20:20

who has the t w a t phone?
I need support..he he he

back to food shifts & misses.

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 20:21

valour tomato pureeeeee is good from sainsburgers.

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chubbachops · 04/02/2013 20:22

hits:morrisons chocolate digestives, sensitive baby wipes, non bio washibg power and chucken and sweecorn soup
asdas gold roast coffee, trifle, little angel nappies, kitchen rill and anti bacterial spray
tescos chesp 24p chocolate

misses: morrisons fresh pizzss (taste like card board)
asdas jar sauces any of them are just bile
tesco pretty mucg anythingvthats own brand.

chubbachops · 04/02/2013 20:24

omg! don't turn predictive of its worse just look at mine for cryinh out loud Sad

Wolfcub · 04/02/2013 20:29

oh that reminds me

hits: sainsbury's prem nappies

misses: tescos prem nappies - so bad I complained

Molepom · 04/02/2013 20:30

I've got a Galaxy ace and feel your pain. My mates find my texts highly amusing and just call me now as it's quicker than trying to figure out my texts.

chubbachops · 04/02/2013 20:34

I have the galaxy note 2 so the largw screen is sometimes difficult to type on especially when I cant find my glasses lol

CaptainNancy · 04/02/2013 20:38

I have nothing to add, as these are mainly done to personal taste... but please don't stop- these are far too funny!

Actually- Sainsbury's basics 'cinema sweet' popcorn is fantastic- huge bag for 99p, tastes way better and fresher than cinema stuff, about 1/4 the price, and no burnt bits.

NormaStanleyFletcher · 04/02/2013 20:38

This. Is. Brilliant.

Reminds me of the "links are my nemesis" Fred.

CaptainNancy · 04/02/2013 20:38

Oh, FFS! I'm not even on a 'phone! Confused down not 'done'

LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 20:43

Yes, Norma! I thought of that one. I was in pain laughing at it.

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 20:54

link please to the pain thread :-)

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Beehatch · 04/02/2013 20:56

Crying with laughter here. Megg you are never allowed to post again without your phone. And please start a shopping related thread at least once a week.

MousyMouse · 04/02/2013 21:04

I'm in pain.

hits waitrose essential teabags (though not so delicious when snorted through the nose)
missus, can't think of any due to stitches.

LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 21:04

found it!

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 21:10

Beehatch.
I've just posted elsewhere. and I linked a pic of my daughter to a friend and meant to post "she is your pro t e g e e ..instead I wrote...she is your protein.

the phone...possessed.
off ti read the pUb thread

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LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 21:14

I think we all need to go off to the pub.

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 21:15

awesome thread. ha just made me wee.

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LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 21:18

There's a lot of talk of wee, muffs and twats on this supermarket thread. I'm not sure where I'm going with this.

brighthair · 04/02/2013 21:28

The tortilla crisis and velour tomato puree just pushed me over the edge GrinGrinGrin
I'm howling here

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 21:29
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