supermarket shits and misses...yours please...

[Megglevache]

Misses: SAINSBOS own cocktail sausages....erm....bread pushed together with some meat extract (rubbish)

Hits value range tinned swertcorn, chocolate bourbon biscuits and mustard screams.

Ha ha ha ha ha my phone is not possessed.

It is just posh. ( wonders if posh will come out P o l i S h)

Posh? Pfft.

I told my half-Polish friend that she was Ploish. We think it's a nice word.

I like Ploish.

That's someone who comes from the posh part of Poland then.

I say "told her she was Polish" - she did already know, I wasn't giving her news.

Your phone isn't possessed, it's infectious - that's why I'm going all Ploish with my spelling.

Atchhhly Measly my phone knows you as "Mwanza sneaky".

As you will know, Mwanza is the capital of Sukumaland.

Elephants...you need to check the country of origin your phone is from...

I want some Mustard Screams!

Ouryve- they were all out of basics but had masses of January diggers in

This thread is brilliant

[Grim]

Getorf
Nowt to do with me

[grim] [grim] [grim]

Love this thread. Mustard Screams sound brilliant. My sister's phone once autocorrected a hated bosses initials to 'bitch'. Still gives me a warm feeling inside.

I like the value/smart price dark chocolate at Sains or Asda. Smart price smoked salmon trimmings for about 90p - makes lovely smoked salmon quiche.
Sains basics mackerel for mackerel pate.

jules ...smart price choc are you sure? is it not like Aldi Easter eggs?

MILES better than Easter Egg chocolate or American chocolate.

I test it regularly while I'm making chocolate brownies for me and DH for the children

I think it was on a Mumsnet recommends email once so not just me [grim]

I want mustard screams they will be known as mustard screams forever more in this house

You may just have invented a new mumsnet saying [grim]

MN is soooo bad for my health - have just nearly PMSL, am literally crying, and then had a massive coughing fit and nearly choked to death! it was the

Torillus crisis that tipped me over the edge, dear lord! [wheeze]

why, thank you, Lavender

this thread has to go in classics!

I asked MNHQ to put it in classics but got a message back saying it has to be vetted by a panel with strong pelvic floors - or something to that effect....

the humiliation was worth it for the 18 pence I'll save on my next big shop.

18p?

How many valour gaddafi cakes did you buy?

Thank you. I'm also nominating for Classics as this is considerably funnier than some of the twaddle they've allowed through the Hallowed Halls recently.

But only after I've changed my pants. Yes, I too have had a tiny bit of wee incident due to over enthusiastic snurking

I wish I had a phone that would sweatshop will. If I type shot if comes up as shot. Shit.

"swear at will"

Poor will, either way. We re all fair trade swearing round here.

Yes, it's about time that Will got a job, even if it doesn't have good conditions.

Havana ! Hilare !
my how the worm does turn!