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Original poster

supermarket shits and misses...yours please...

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 18:36

Misses: SAINSBOS own cocktail sausages....erm....bread pushed together with some meat extract (rubbish)

Hits value range tinned swertcorn, chocolate bourbon biscuits and mustard screams.

OP posts:
Original poster
Megglevache · 04/02/2013 19:02

Jesus...that would be messy...
Mind you I'm usually trunk .

OP posts:
LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 19:02

Me too EMS23. I particularly love the way Megglevache is bravely carrying on with the thread topic.

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 04/02/2013 19:04
Grin

Oh, sorry - I mean [Grim]

LifeofPo · 04/02/2013 19:06

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Original poster
Megglevache · 04/02/2013 19:06

ha
ha
ha
rosere.forms...twin story!!

OP posts:
BaldricksTurnip · 04/02/2013 19:08

Oh god these autocorrects are making me howl Grin

Original poster
Megglevache · 04/02/2013 19:09

turnips
any
HITS
or
misses?

OP posts:
LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 19:13

Sainsburys value pittas - but on low carb so I don't eat them.

Can we get back to howlers now?

LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 19:13

[grim]

CrazyOldCatLady · 04/02/2013 19:15

Oh, I'm crying here! Please keep posting, Megglevache!

Original poster
Megglevache · 04/02/2013 19:15

value holders?

OP posts:
TheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 04/02/2013 19:17

I've just woken the baby I've been trying to get to sleep for 20 minutes snorting at your autocorrects OP Grin

Hits - Aldi dry cider (Taurus I think its called) is lovely
Misses - any fresh fruit or veg from our local Sainsbos, seems to go off before we even get it home.

BinarySolo · 04/02/2013 19:18

Brilliant posts meggle.

Asda value digestives - hit
Asda soya yoghurts = [grim]

LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 19:19

I once sent a text to my niece, joking that I was a useless aunt for forgetting something. If I hadn't caught the auto-correct it might have been a tad embarrassing.

Value holders?

Original poster
Megglevache · 04/02/2013 19:20

value
howlers
f
F
S!!!!
grrrr

OP posts:
LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 19:21

Oh no, these howlers are class.

BinarySolo · 04/02/2013 19:22

Hehe. My dad sent a text to my mum once to say he was having a bad day on his round (they run a sandwich delivery business) my mum's phone cut the message short and displayed it as 'I'm having a poo' rather than 'I'm having a poor day'.

Original poster
Megglevache · 04/02/2013 19:22

I will get back on the lap top in a minute when ds gets off it ....then all will be clearer. bloody haunted putty phone . [grim]

OP posts:
50ShadesOfGreggs · 04/02/2013 19:24

OP you are hilarious, I am howling!

Hits: Aldi roasted cashew nuts. Addictive.
Miss: Aldi fresh pasta. Rubbery as hell.

[grim]

lucysmam · 04/02/2013 19:25

the random typos on this thread have made me quite literally lol Grin very very funny after a dodgy afternoon

i only came to add ....

hit - basics tea bags

miss - value gravy, from anywhere. kinda leaves a funny film on top of your mouth

LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 19:25

Noooo. Stay on the putty phone.

[grim]

Corygal · 04/02/2013 19:25

Shits - Lidl Mortadella
Shits - Tesco ciabattas, 4 for a pound

I have a poo if I try Tesco strawberry jam...

IslaValargeone · 04/02/2013 19:25

Please stay on the phone Megglevache, I need the laugh!

50ShadesOfGreggs · 04/02/2013 19:26

OP noooooooo! Don't go on the laptop please?

SoleSource · 04/02/2013 19:27

Hits that sexy hunk on chckout 5
Misses most Aldi food is tasteless shit