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supermarket shits and misses...yours please...

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 18:36

Misses: SAINSBOS own cocktail sausages....erm....bread pushed together with some meat extract (rubbish)

Hits value range tinned swertcorn, chocolate bourbon biscuits and mustard screams.

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 21:30

ps I'm not purr my phone knows what a twat is. [grim]

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LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 21:31

er...something about cats?

GooseEnthusiast · 04/02/2013 21:35

I'm in pain here. This thread is hilarious! Grin

I actually quite like the sainsbos taste the difference sausages!

Hits - Sainsburys pickled onion cheese is brilliant. As is their basics pasta own brand cleaning stuff and loo roll is pretty good too

Misses - most Tesco and Asda own brand or value stuff is pants.

MmeLindor · 04/02/2013 22:03

Miss - Sainsburys Stuffed Crust Cheese Pizza. Totally awful. Even DS wouldn't eat it

Hit - Tesco Stuffed Crust Cheese Pizza. Kids love this one

BitchyDragons · 04/02/2013 22:29

Misses - morrison's sauages. Low fat and come out sand dry even with minimal cooking.

meg pretty sure your phone knows what a twat it is. But it would make a lot of people unhappy if it stopped Grin

Shaky · 04/02/2013 22:45

Meggie I think I love you, you really have made me laugh tonight, thank you x

Shaky · 04/02/2013 22:57

I am so sorry, I have just realised that I have spelled your name wrong on both threads Blush

Maybe it's your threads that are possessed instead of your phone Shock

Megglevache · 04/02/2013 23:02

it's defoo me not you Shady

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mollymawk · 04/02/2013 23:16

I'm sitting in bed reading this and laughing so much DH is complaining I'm making the bed shake...
(What will the neighbours think?)

ElephantsAndMiasmas · 04/02/2013 23:18

What is a laughandfrightwee?

Shaky · 04/02/2013 23:23

Grin @ Shady

You are genius!

Maryz · 04/02/2013 23:23

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 23:25

Molly...in bed. how could you? [g r I n]
neighbours will think you're kinky .

elephants. laugh wee...when you laugh so hard you wee.

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 23:27

Mary I think it's chalked a GALaxy.
it's the size of a small farmhouse table

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MeanAndMeaslyMiddleAges · 05/02/2013 00:47

I don't know who I love more - meggle or lavender

[hunches over phone eagerly] go on, do more writing.

blackcurrants · 05/02/2013 00:59

I have laughed so hard at this that I woke month-old DS, who wobbled off the boob. I will. e feeding and rocking for another ten minutes at least so please keep typing Grin
meggle I remember your DH Christmas shop thread Grin Grin Grin read it. when laughing hurt my stitches and it was TOTALLY worth it!Grin

SchroSawMargeryDaw · 05/02/2013 01:02

Cannot. Stop. Laughing. :o

DP is also in stitches. I feel your pain though, I have a Samsung Galaxy Ace and I hate texting on it. I think I have MNetted once or twice and gave up.

CuttedUpPear · 05/02/2013 01:08

Brilliant

[grim]

tinkletinklestar · 05/02/2013 03:01

Muf tasting coffee....

Auto correct can be turned off, although i do have it and I manage to 99% of the time get it right.

tinkletinklestar · 05/02/2013 03:01

P.s

I need jam that makes me poo...

TeeBee · 05/02/2013 03:24

I thought this thread was going to be about people sharting in the supermarket.

Hits: any value Jaffa cakes and cream crackers, Asda value cookies and mustard screams (which is exactly what I will call them for evermore).
Misses: any value cereal, kids won't touch them (apart from wheatabix).

Megglevache · 05/02/2013 07:13

mean&easy...go for Lavender she doesn't dribble and smell like me [grim]

hank you Tee llots of people have said valour gadaffi cakes will b.uy some today.

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NormaStanleyFletcher · 05/02/2013 07:16

valour gadaffi cakes - like it [grim] Grin

Megglevache · 05/02/2013 07:29

will check out the free-.from dictator range of pastries too...a r f !

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LavenderBriggs · 05/02/2013 07:29

Yeah, I don't dribble and smell! I don't think I have ever had a more graceful compliment Grin [grim]

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