supermarket shits and misses...yours please...

[Megglevache]

Misses: SAINSBOS own cocktail sausages....erm....bread pushed together with some meat extract (rubbish)

Hits value range tinned swertcorn, chocolate bourbon biscuits and mustard screams.

Saddam fish cakes?

I never thought s phone worse than mine would be about, love it
though I just had to input 'shit' manually on another thread as it seems my phone didn't recognise it

Tescos own brand cereals and granola, they all taste of chemical experiments and artificial sweetener gone mad... Why oh why? The apple and cinnamon granola is rank...

Right about to set off to sainsburgers to stock up of valour range goodies.

Any last offerings.

Will be avoiding their pizzas /posh sausages like the plaque.

O n v a l u e produce.
The conveyor belt will look like I'm doing a Coats Protection League Coffee Morning. Ha.

I love how the muff tasting coffee was from CptFellatioHornblower

Surely this thread should go in classics as a Samsung anti-ad!

Dinky I love how the ribbing turned into shame hehe

I think it's time coats were properly protected. Meggle, I salute you.

P.S. My phone calls you "Muggle acne". I think it means it fondly.

Muggle Acne is naice.

I am all laptopp'ed up now- so calm has been restored. The phone has been put near some holy water.

Cupboards are also fit to burstin' with Jaffa Cakes and other value brands that I'm interested to see if they pass the kids fusspot tastes.

Boo. Rubbish.

Lavender- go start your own thread. Supermarche tyrant/bad food that you'd pay money for or somesuch...

oh man it's feels good to be able to

Che-se Straws

Peak Freans Trotsky Assortment

Are velour gaddafi cakes the "edgy" version of red velvet cakes?

Arf

Excuse me dear do you have any fresh chilled Mussolini pasta?
Near the garlic bread?
What about Caesar dressing...oh....you do???...as you were

Elephants on my screen it came up as Valour products.

Red Velour Cake sounds good. I'll have some.

Meggle. When you are next on your phone could you ask about what brand of cous cous is best and then post without checking? Just in the interests of research you understand.

Ok did as you asked (people pleaser much. He he.

Phone says:

Marching goytbird conscious.

Meggle, I've just embarrased myself in public reading this thread. Thanks for the best laugh in ages!

BTW, my Galaxy has started to misbehave in sympathy... had to go through this post with a fine toothcomb. Do you think they do special rates on exorcisms? Buy one get one free?

Snow...yes...it's quiet Feb....I reckon we can negotiate a BOGOF on the erosion

Erosion=e x o r c I s m. [Grim]

Oh dear god. I have sobbed with laughter at this thread. Great to see you haven't lost your tiny wanker touch, Meggle

I've rofl at this this thread.

Custard cremes in this house shall be further more known in this house as mustard screams!! Your phone is a genius op

Love how my name became 'mean and easy' - yup, sounds right.

Ha ha brilliant @ onus onus