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supermarket shits and misses...yours please...

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 18:36

Misses: SAINSBOS own cocktail sausages....erm....bread pushed together with some meat extract (rubbish)

Hits value range tinned swertcorn, chocolate bourbon biscuits and mustard screams.

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PeggyCarter · 04/02/2013 19:28

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LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 19:29

The spelling on this thread is getting worms and worms.

AnuvvaMuvva · 04/02/2013 19:30

Hits:

Sainsbury's value chocolate - 23p for a BIG bar of milk, plain or white! Absolutely perfect for cooking, baking, or ramming into your mouth during PMT week.

99p shop latex gloves for doing fake tan. 99p for 20 gloves. Cheaper than anywhere in the world.

St Moritz fake tan from Amazon. £3 for stuff that makes you go exactly the same colour as St Tropez.

Misses: Any of the Astonish cleaning stuff from the 99p shop.

Mandy2003 · 04/02/2013 19:30

is it possible to turn off autocorrect Hmm

Please answer if you know, its just one of the things that puts me off getting a smartphone!

Class though Meggle Grin

MrsPennyapple · 04/02/2013 19:30

I was going to ask what value holders are and whether I need them, but "putty phone" had pushed me over the edge! Please don't change to the laptop OP!

Megglevache · 04/02/2013 19:30

ooooh I want yo hear all about the laxative January .

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LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 19:32

I got it! Jam! I can crack this code.

[grim]

Megglevache · 04/02/2013 19:32

laxative j.a.m.
jeez I'm going to have to lie down.

who's got a Samsung ?

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 19:33

lavender you are hilare .

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 19:34

see!
it knows the word hilare ....
f
F
S
phone is haunted foot sure.

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MrsPennyapple · 04/02/2013 19:34

I have a Samsung Galaxy Mini.

JollyRedGiant · 04/02/2013 19:35

Decaf coffee always makes me shit.

ClaimedByMe · 04/02/2013 19:39

I have a samsung galaxy y, I would never be brave enough to use it for mumsnetting, infact me and it really dont get on and I just dont use it except for emergencies!

Your typos have made me day too :)

Wolfcub · 04/02/2013 19:39

hits: sainsbury's basics jaffa cakes
sainsbury's normal weetabix (which I am reliably informed are actual weetabix)
basics chopped tomatoes
basics pasts
Aldi or Lidl cured meat - particularly parma or serrano ham
marks and spencer cooking chorizo
sainsbury's version of dettol wipes
aldi clingfilm and tinfoil

misses: totally agree with the taste the difference sausages, I don't know what they did to them but overnight they became absolutely inedible
Sainbury's diet dairy frozen desert - a fake ice cream that tastes exactly like frozen stork margarine
almost anything made by Tesco

MunchkinsMumof2 · 04/02/2013 19:41

this thread is such light relief after the accident bunfight thread Grin

LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 19:41

Poor the haunted foot phone.

KeepingCalmAndPostingNicely · 04/02/2013 19:42

Sainsbury's Basic peanut butter was, I thought, very good and very cheap. And Lidl's version of Oreo cookies - can't tell the difference. I've yet to be convinced by cheap teabags though.

CptFellatioHornblower · 04/02/2013 19:42

Tesco's own coffee is nice (not as nice as the fancy wholebeans but drinkable)

Co-ops own is not. It tastes like muf

LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 19:43

Ew.

Wolfcub · 04/02/2013 19:43

please tell me the samsung mini s3 is a lovely phone and not a demonic one

CptFellatioHornblower · 04/02/2013 19:43

MUD
o dear

LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 19:44
Grin

It appears to be catching.

Megglevache · 04/02/2013 19:44

puff tasting coffee and what the he'll is a floor phone?

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LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 19:46

Hang on, this one's going to take a bit of work.

Toast123 · 04/02/2013 19:46

So funny!