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supermarket shits and misses...yours please...

241 replies

Megglevache · 04/02/2013 18:36

Misses: SAINSBOS own cocktail sausages....erm....bread pushed together with some meat extract (rubbish)

Hits value range tinned swertcorn, chocolate bourbon biscuits and mustard screams.

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Mandy2003 · 04/02/2013 19:46

What sort of muff Horatio?!

Megglevache · 04/02/2013 19:46

I have no idea what tinge of Samsung it is but I'm guessing it won't mis spell samsung ..haha bet I press post message and it'll say
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stubbornstains · 04/02/2013 19:47

Loving your work Meggle's Samsung Grin

Hit: Sainsbo's value bog roll

Shit: ASDA ditto.

Also good: Sainsbos basic camembert, Lidl olive oil
Not good: Sainsbos value fairtrade ground coffee- nice try, but it is truly horrid, Sainsbos value pasta (although the ASDA pasta is fine).

LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 19:48

I give up.

Megglevache · 04/02/2013 19:49

I'm going .to make a list of all of these
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and take special note of the Shiite misses. [haha]

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CptFellatioHornblower · 04/02/2013 19:49

I cant even blame my phone Sad

stubbornstains · 04/02/2013 19:49

"Saussicon"?

It's making a cryptic comment about Sainsbury's taste the difference sausages- in French Grin

Megglevache · 04/02/2013 19:50

I'm going .to make a list of all of these
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and take special note of the Shiite misses. [haha]

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stubbornstains · 04/02/2013 19:51

I think your phone has a profitable career devising crosswords ahead of it OP.

LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 19:52

"aus icon"? Kangaroo?

HoratiaWinwood · 04/02/2013 19:53

[s]hits: Morrisons value biscuits, longlife pure juice, chocolate spread, kitchen roll.

Also, any shop's value tortilla chips. Allergy proof. Maize, sunflower oil, salt. V useful for parties.

misses: rice snaps - they were not like rice crispies, but more like flavourless sugar puffs. Am going to use them in rocky road or something eventually but they are inedible as cereal.

cocolepew · 04/02/2013 19:56

I have a samsung note and I've switched auto correct off . After this thread I'm glad I have Grin.
It does give suggestions in a bar across the top. If I type in diahorrea the only way to spell it suggested is 'sushi' Hmm

ElephantsAndMiasmas · 04/02/2013 19:57

I'm feeling like crap today and I didn't think anything would make me laugh but the muff-tasting coffee did it. Thank you.

Salmotrutta · 04/02/2013 19:59

Oh I may have weed myself a little.

It was the "mustard screams" that did it.

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SoleSource · 04/02/2013 19:59

Muf Cpt.lmao

MmeLindor · 04/02/2013 20:01

Someone take Meggle's laptop away please.

I was already crying at the mustard screams.

Megglevache · 04/02/2013 20:01

oh yes deffo agree re the torillus crisis. cheap ones delicious.

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lucysmam · 04/02/2013 20:03

am sooooo glad I turned off autocorrect the first time i sent a text! this is hilarious Grin

Megglevache · 04/02/2013 20:03

t o r t I l l a c r I s p s are delicious.

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LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 20:05

Torillus crisis ruled Rome in 47BC.

ClaimedByMe · 04/02/2013 20:05

I have fired up my Samsung and put on my predictive text I think I'm doing ok, nos still hate it though

Megglevache · 04/02/2013 20:06

Coco
back in the day.
spellcheck used to correct my name send I used to send out letters signed
s u s h I S e a r s. lol p o r n o name or what.

back to g r o c e r I e s !!

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OrangePetals · 04/02/2013 20:07

Meggle - I thought you [brush] was you getting rid of the mustard scream crumbs.

Megglevache · 04/02/2013 20:07

lavender
you are making me do laugh & f r I g h t w e e s both at the same time.

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DameFanny · 04/02/2013 20:08

I'm on a Samsung note, but crying laughing too much to add anything more [grim] [laughwee]