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Can you find me some sandals to go with this toga?

AIBU to think that my slaves don't need a day off?

Who is your favourite person in the Forum?

What else?

Dh and I want our first Winter festival as a married couple alone. AIBU not invite my DMother and DMiL, especially as they are the same person?

I have just been to see a villa that is a do-er upper. DH seems to think that we can live as it is, but I hate the mosaics in the grand hall and the lead pipe work needs replacing? Should I sell a couple of slaves and do the work first or live in it a while to see if the mosaics grow on me?

Is it me or do the Praetorian Guards get younger......

Sheela I heard that a Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum though? Wouldn't risk it.

Quadratum stercoris?

My MIL took my DS1 to see the Gladiators at the colliseum. AIBU to have her crucified?

I hear Gaul is quite nice at this time of year. Anyone got any good travel tips?

what did the romans ever do for us?

Amelia canem non amat. Should I look at rehoming Brutus?

Square crap??

Is it lower class to not have an en-suite vomitorium?

Cur non Amelia sicut canis?

Aibu to blame the school for ds losing his Paledamentum?

Boudicca, Femenist Heroine, or Pyromaniac rebel?

Its been 25 years since I studied latin, can you tell?

@LadySybildeChocolate

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/182359-memorable-poos-in-inappropriate-places/AllOnOnePage

What ladysibildechocolate said.

Hahaha! Thank you, Somebloke!

They are building an aqueduct next to my villa and some bloke called Offa is asking the council to construct a 'dyke'. Should D'us H'us complain or AIBU?

Dear MNHQ, have you thought of upgrading your slates to wax tablets? They smash less often and will enable techius to concentrate on other things.

So, DH and I were in the vomitarium the other day.....

I'm thinking of making dpony a senator,AIBU?

Hi - I'm new here - just come over from NetMaters

My womb's gone to my head again.

Net Maters!! That's worse than the People's Front Of Judea!
Harlot!! Splitter!

Only jesting I promise