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KeemaNaanAndCurryOn · 26/08/2012 22:02

Can you find me some sandals to go with this toga?

AIBU to think that my slaves don't need a day off?

Who is your favourite person in the Forum?

What else?

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ThisIsNotHoneyDragon · 26/08/2012 22:20

Dh and I want our first Winter festival as a married couple alone. AIBU not invite my DMother and DMiL, especially as they are the same person?

Jamdoughnutfiend · 26/08/2012 22:20

I have just been to see a villa that is a do-er upper. DH seems to think that we can live as it is, but I hate the mosaics in the grand hall and the lead pipe work needs replacing? Should I sell a couple of slaves and do the work first or live in it a while to see if the mosaics grow on me?

EngeldinkHumpabert · 26/08/2012 22:20

Is it me or do the Praetorian Guards get younger......

Shakey1500 · 26/08/2012 22:20

Sheela I heard that a Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum though? Wouldn't risk it. Wink

Somebloke · 26/08/2012 22:20

Quadratum stercoris?

EngeldinkHumpabert · 26/08/2012 22:21

My MIL took my DS1 to see the Gladiators at the colliseum. AIBU to have her crucified?

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 26/08/2012 22:22

I hear Gaul is quite nice at this time of year. Anyone got any good travel tips?

RagingDull · 26/08/2012 22:23

what did the romans ever do for us? Grin

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KeemaNaanAndCurryOn · 26/08/2012 22:23

Amelia canem non amat. Should I look at rehoming Brutus?

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LadySybildeChocolate · 26/08/2012 22:23

Square crap?? Grin

EngeldinkHumpabert · 26/08/2012 22:24

Is it lower class to not have an en-suite vomitorium?

LadySybildeChocolate · 26/08/2012 22:25

Cur non Amelia sicut canis?

AmazingBouncingFerret · 26/08/2012 22:25

Aibu to blame the school for ds losing his Paledamentum?

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 26/08/2012 22:25

Boudicca, Femenist Heroine, or Pyromaniac rebel?

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KeemaNaanAndCurryOn · 26/08/2012 22:26

Its been 25 years since I studied latin, can you tell? Grin

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pixipie151 · 26/08/2012 22:28

What ladysibildechocolate said.

LadySybildeChocolate · 26/08/2012 22:28

Grin Hahaha! Thank you, Somebloke!

BrevilleTron · 26/08/2012 22:29

They are building an aqueduct next to my villa and some bloke called Offa is asking the council to construct a 'dyke'. Should D'us H'us complain or AIBU?

FasterHigherBeardierDaddyman · 26/08/2012 22:29

Dear MNHQ, have you thought of upgrading your slates to wax tablets? They smash less often and will enable techius to concentrate on other things.

BrianCoxIsUpTheDuff · 26/08/2012 22:31

So, DH and I were in the vomitarium the other day.....

Mirage · 26/08/2012 22:32

I'm thinking of making dpony a senator,AIBU?

LemonMousse · 26/08/2012 22:32

Hi - I'm new here - just come over from NetMaters Smile

Kleptronic · 26/08/2012 22:32

My womb's gone to my head again.

BrevilleTron · 26/08/2012 22:35

Net Maters!! That's worse than the People's Front Of Judea!
Harlot!! Splitter!

Only jesting I promise Grin