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[KeemaNaanAndCurryOn]

Can you find me some sandals to go with this toga?

AIBU to think that my slaves don't need a day off?

Who is your favourite person in the Forum?

What else?

[DizzyBeeisSchoolShoeShopping]

oh, and another thing, that troublesome Iceni tribe in Essex are being a pain again, they've let a lion on the loose again. What can I do about them this time?

[fussychica]

Think I might have Legionnaires disease - was I so wrong to sleep with them all?

[DizzyBeeisSchoolShoeShopping]

fussychica, yes - the fact that they were all wearing togas was a clue that it might not be a good idea!

[fussychica]

But it was only 5000 men - perhaps I'd have been better stopping at the end of the Century.

[DizzyBeeisSchoolShoeShopping]

zukiecat, be afraid. Be very afraid - and sell the villa now before prices fall.

[DizzyBeeisSchoolShoeShopping]

fussychica, 5000 men?! Be careful, zukiecat will feed you to the lions if you carry on behaving like that.

[woahwoah]

Get Mary Beard over here now!

[LineRunner]

Mary Beard hasn't been invented yet.

[woahwoah]

Linerunner

[flatbellyfella]

We are renting a villa in Aqae Sulis next year on our trek north to conquer that skirt wearing tribe.

[DizzyBeeisSchoolShoeShopping]

zukiecat, you can mention the spectacular views - it will one very, very soon

[joanofarchitrave]

My gf snogs men who brush their teeth in urine. AIBU to love and hate this at the same time?

[LineRunner]

Rowing boats at the ready, Zukie.

[KeemaNaanAndCurryOn]

I'm absolutely howling with laughter at Legionnaires disease!

[Portofino]

It is now VII o'clock - can I crack open an amphora yet - have had a bastard day training up a new slave.

[fussychica]

Friends, Romums & countrymen.....oh you know the rest


Keema I aim to please - well that's what I said to the legions of men

[TalcAndTurnips]

Have just discovered that eunuch does indeed have full complement of bollocks.

Am sending him back to Honest Titus's Cash & Carry Slave and Handmaiden Emporium first thing tomorrow morning.

I am hoping for a full refund and a few denarii off a new latrine attendant. The last one we had never really 'wiped' properly

[RagingDull]

patience talc with the whole slave thing, you will get there eventually.

after all. rome wasnt built in a day.

[meetupmisery]

I am Spartacus!

[Cremolafoam]

Et tu Brute?
Dh et dd in horta sunt.

[MrsShrek3]

[TribbleTuckandDismount]

I sold some chairs and a maternity toga on roBay last weekendus, the buyer has yet to turn up. WIBU to sacrifice a goat to Proserpine to send Cerberus after him?