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[KeemaNaanAndCurryOn]

Can you find me some sandals to go with this toga?

AIBU to think that my slaves don't need a day off?

Who is your favourite person in the Forum?

What else?

oh, and another thing, that troublesome Iceni tribe in Essex are being a pain again, they've let a lion on the loose again. What can I do about them this time?

Think I might have Legionnaires disease - was I so wrong to sleep with them all?

fussychica, yes - the fact that they were all wearing togas was a clue that it might not be a good idea!

But it was only 5000 men - perhaps I'd have been better stopping at the end of the Century.

zukiecat, be afraid. Be very afraid - and sell the villa now before prices fall.

fussychica, 5000 men?! Be careful, zukiecat will feed you to the lions if you carry on behaving like that.

Get Mary Beard over here now!

Mary Beard hasn't been invented yet.

Linerunner

We are renting a villa in Aqae Sulis next year on our trek north to conquer that skirt wearing tribe.

zukiecat, you can mention the spectacular views - it will one very, very soon

My gf snogs men who brush their teeth in urine. AIBU to love and hate this at the same time?

Rowing boats at the ready, Zukie.

I'm absolutely howling with laughter at Legionnaires disease!

It is now VII o'clock - can I crack open an amphora yet - have had a bastard day training up a new slave.

Friends, Romums & countrymen.....oh you know the rest

Keema I aim to please - well that's what I said to the legions of men

Have just discovered that eunuch does indeed have full complement of bollocks.

Am sending him back to Honest Titus's Cash & Carry Slave and Handmaiden Emporium first thing tomorrow morning.

I am hoping for a full refund and a few denarii off a new latrine attendant. The last one we had never really 'wiped' properly

patience talc with the whole slave thing, you will get there eventually.

after all. rome wasnt built in a day.

I am Spartacus!

Et tu Brute?
Dh et dd in horta sunt.

I sold some chairs and a maternity toga on roBay last weekendus, the buyer has yet to turn up. WIBU to sacrifice a goat to Proserpine to send Cerberus after him?