My vagine is itching like mad.

[BupcakesandCunting]

Namechanged for obvious reasons. :(

My minge is itching like buggery. No discharge/whiffiness, just a very itchy vulva (as per namechange ) Have done a Caneten pessary on saturday and been applying the cream but nothing is working.

Suggestions please? And don't say "wash yer minge"

Yay it's made it into classics!! Pop the champagne!!!

I pissed myself at this thread everytime i read it!!!

Brilliant thread!!!!

But why on earth do the French use le vagin???

Huzzah and hurrah - now we will have the Epic Tale of Buppers starring in Fire Down Below for ever and ever and ever - until the internet finally self-implodes and becomes Dark Matter.

Mumsnetters will read it to their children as a bedtime tale for centuries to come: "Oh puhlease Mama, tell us about the lady with the tainted dick sharpener, pleeeeeease!" Their doting mothers will smile upon the eager little faces of their offspring, before reaching down the well-thumbed pink tome and opening it at the pages of the favourite story.

In a few decades' time, the Roman Catholic Church will press for the canonisation of Buppers - and she will become Saint Buppercunt of Mumsnet; Our Lady of the Flaming Labia, with women worldwide burning offerings of Tea Tree Oil and Bodyform Deo Fresh Everyday Liners and praying for release from their own gynaecological conditions

Isn't it about time that the lady herself made an appearance on the balcony to wave and hear the cheers of all her people? Come on Bups, we're all waiting!

Talc,

Talc,

Talc, if I've never told you before that I love you, like ACTUALLY love you, I'm telling you now.

I would actually go to a meet up with you lot. Cuntworms have created a bond that will never be broken!

Come on then, let's see yer Royal wave.

I think we have. And its a quiche I am proud to be a member off

Can I be a wolef and a cuntworm, please?

Well, I am a lapsed Wolef/Radisher so I need a quiche that I will stick to.

Well, I don't know about you, but I'm proud to be a Follower of the Worm.

Look - we can have badges and t-shirts and bumper stickers.

Sheer genius!

I ggogled cuntworm. It was not nice.

Sheer genius!

I ggogled cuntworm. It was not nice.

I am proud to be a regal member of the House of CuntWorm, I swear my allegiance to honor and respect itchy Vagines henceforth. Can we have a nationality? CuntWormian, Vaginish?

WooHoo Classics

cuntworm!

Oh cool! I am a quiche-hoor anyway, being a radisher and wolefer an' a couple of others - so being a cunnivermian would be fab!

this just isn't funny

mnetters must be alot more easily entertained nowadays

not everyones going to find everything funny. Just because you don't find it funny, doesn't mean that it isn't. I don't like only fools and horses, but I understand that other people do, and wouldn't sniff "it just not funny" just because it doesn't appeal to my own sense of humour.

And as for being easily amused, why is that a bad thing? "Oh, you're so quick to laugh at jokes, how dreadful" better to be easily amused than humourless imo.

not everyones going to find everything funny. Just because you don't find it funny, doesn't mean that it isn't. I don't like only fools and horses, but I understand that other people do, and wouldn't sniff "it just not funny" just because it doesn't appeal to my own sense of humour.

And as for being easily amused, why is that a bad thing? "Oh, you're so quick to laugh at jokes, how dreadful" better to be easily amused than humourless imo.

Why come on the thread and say that?

If you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all..

Some people are so grinchy

Yep.

And MNers obviously aren't easily amused or they'd have thought that loads more shit stuff was funny (that really wasn't).

Ah, but obvious humour is the worst. You need to work at laughing. Earn the right to giggle, not have it handed to you! In the good old days....