My vagine is itching like mad.

[BupcakesandCunting]

Namechanged for obvious reasons. :(

My minge is itching like buggery. No discharge/whiffiness, just a very itchy vulva (as per namechange ) Have done a Caneten pessary on saturday and been applying the cream but nothing is working.

Suggestions please? And don't say "wash yer minge"

"used to have a 12 hour rule.

Ahem"

I wish I had your willpower.

#skirtuproundwaistbehindbins

bupcakes , why didn't I know girls like you when I was young?

Cos Buppers is unique, innit.

Bloody hell, I could just about last 12 minutes on occasion, when I was younger you understand

I could say exactly the same thing, but in a different sense entirely.

hussies, all of ya

Taghain. a lucky eascape I SAY YOU'VE HAD A LUCKY ESCAPE.

Lissie, your sambuca tale made me laugh and also rang bells. I remember in 1999 going on a date with a sexeh man, but he was trouble, I could tell. I told myself I wouldn't have sexy times with him, definitely not on the forst date. If he could prove himself after say 6 or so dates, I might let him finger me (boak)

Fast-forward 8 hours and there I am, doing the walk of shame out of his hotel room, looking like Marilyn Manson, pants in handbag. The cad talked my pants off. I kick myself to this day. He had a weird cock though IIRC, shaped a bit like a Walnut Whip.

Walnut Whip.

Well, that will out him, bet you don't see many of those.

He was rubbish as well, which is why I didn't hang around for seconds.

Isn't it a let down? When a man swaggers and talks like he is going to be to sex what Nigella is to cooking and they end up being shite. I felt like writing in to Trading Standards tbpfh.

Oh yes. My 6'2 love god turned out to have a fucking acorn. That was when it was standing to attention. When it was at ease it wasn't actually visible.

ah, the walk of shame. how I miss being irresponsible. mine did get better (and his penis was surprisingly normal) but he did try to fiddle with my bum hole. ick.

"at ease"

Imagining a teeny-tiny cock, kicking back with the Sunday Times, listening to a bit of Kenny G.

ROFL....walnut whip..the cheek!...i bet he thought he was a love god...couldn't even be a toffee crisp!

So glad this is still here. at 'listening to Kenny G' and 'at ease' This just is the definition of funny.

Well done Bups for sort of making round up. This now has to go into classics. I can't remember a funnier thread in my short time here.

PMSL at the weirdy malemembers! I had 2 BFs with winkies the size of pinkies - one knew what to do with it, the other less so.

I remember the walk of shame... the worst one was at a party where everyone had stayed over, so I had to walk into breakfast with all the nudgenudgewinkwinkwherewereYOUlastnightthens going on all around. Man, that was bad.

Just when you thought a thread couldn't get any funnier...

I have never done the walk of shame although several young men have done it leaving my old flat .

Still not in classics? I'm on twatphone, so can't report. Can someone get mnhq again?

Still not in classics? I'm on twatphone, so can't report. Can someone get mnhq again?

What does one actually do with a willy the size of a pinky?

Apart from waggle it pointlessly. A sad little flip flap.

it's all in the positioning, Stratters. A small member works better in some positions than a large one for me at least cos I'm on the small and tightish side myself

oh classic Bups!
DH once washed his face with my fanjo soap he said he though it meant your face when it said 'for your most feminine area' bless!

Not the penis kind though.

I once told a man it was my period rather than attempt to have sexytimes with his tiny pee pee.