My vagine is itching like mad.

[BupcakesandCunting]

Namechanged for obvious reasons. :(

My minge is itching like buggery. No discharge/whiffiness, just a very itchy vulva (as per namechange ) Have done a Caneten pessary on saturday and been applying the cream but nothing is working.

Suggestions please? And don't say "wash yer minge"

ORANGE ALERT (is that right?)

KP once said that PA's was the size of a Sky remote 'the Sky+ type'.

Just in case anyone was wondering, like? now there's a reason for getting a generic HD recorder.

SS, I'm assuming it's about 10 inches long, flat and wide, with a number of coloured buttons on it.

HTH

Onesunny that is brilliant! :o:o:o

Does that make him a robot?

No.
It comes with batteries.

Does that mean that, if Pete is lounging on the sofa and crosses his legs suddenly, he may change channels to Men & Motors?

Or set the Sky+ box to record the whole series of Toddlers and Tiaras?

He could be useful to have around. For that, and protecting your young lettuces in your vegetable patch.

How does he protect lettuces? Does he lie there pretending to be a giant carrot?

No - more this kind of thing Stratters

Funniest thread I have read in a longtime. But this "Buppy the Bubble Cunt" £25 per hour, weekday discounts available. has to be the funniest comment.

I thought someone said ages ago that threads that made the round-up were automatically granted Classic status. Maybe this one got missed because Aitch chickened out of linking to it?

I love the way smelly fanjo threads seem to inspire great literature (she says immodestly, as the author of the original minge-thread poem) as well as failed name changes

It won't go in Classics, I don't reckon. Too rude and the Ode to Brian Cox thread has been moved into Classics (rightly so, it's bleedin' hilarious!) despite it starting after this one.

I don't know if I can bear gorilla sandwich, cocks at ease and the doscovery of cuntworms to be banished into internet Siberia. :(

This thread must not vamooosh, it is a pillar of what MN is all about and why we love it so much here. Can't it be moved and have an explicit content warning added to the title?

Well, if we all c&p our own posts, in order, we can get it moved and keep it pristine - like moving a historic house, piece by piece, because a motorway is coming through. We just need to be organised about it (and you need to change your name back, so your namechange can fail again)

If they managed to move London Bridge to Arizona, surely we can move a thread to another topic?

sign in fellow cuntwormers

Hullo, has itchy fanny subsided?

We can do it. We can move it bit by bit.

The problem with moving it bit by bit is not getting it to another thread in the right order-that should be easy, you just move your post and then pm the next person. The problem will be stopping other people posting on the thread while it's incomplete. As various techs have learned while trying to test stuff, asking people not to post on a thread just encourages them....

Yay!!! Classics!

Yay!!! Classics!

hurrah!

WOOHOOO!!! MNHQ! about time too Hurrah!
or all round!

I'm going to reread in a bit because I feel like shit

Yay!