My vagine is itching like mad.

[BupcakesandCunting]

Namechanged for obvious reasons. :(

My minge is itching like buggery. No discharge/whiffiness, just a very itchy vulva (as per namechange ) Have done a Caneten pessary on saturday and been applying the cream but nothing is working.

Suggestions please? And don't say "wash yer minge"

Does your vagina speak french then?

Cunt worms?! I never knew.

Stop washing it with any kind of soap.

And bup will be cross that you've stolen her name to do this thread.

Is there a chance you have got chicken pox from your son?

Oh Bupcakes, I'm sorry for your unpleasant situation, but thank you for unintentionally making us laugh with the spectacular name change fail.

Sounds like thrush, put some plain yoghurt on it.

CUNTWORMS??????

WHAT THE HELL??????

Cunt worms :( Oh god

Too much Christmas sugar praps.

Vagine makes me think of apricot-based meat dishes, I do hope you haven't got fruity bits too.

at French-speaking vagina.

It certainly has been heard to utter "Non, non monsieur" at an advancing DH, quite a few times actually.

yes to simple washing products with no perfume in for a downstairs wash and cotton pants washed in non bio

oh dear, I sound like my Gran

Oh you'd see threadworms, they are wiggly white fuckers. About 1cm long.

Tea tree oil on your lady flaps? Are you serious?

What is a vagine btw? I want one

Use special fanjo soapfree soap to wash yourself. Wash you knickers in gentle detergent (no fabric softner), even better wear long skirts and go commando. Deffinately no tight trousers. Only cotton undies. Oh, and go to see your GP or your fanjo dr if you have one.

Vagisil cream. I know it well .
Agree no soap, and never use bubble bath or similar stuff.

Cunt worms. I can't believe that.

And am I the only one with a flange that doesn't speak any language (apart from the language of fannyfarts, that is)....

How funny!

Use sanex in the shower, it doesn't contain soap and has never made me itchy.
I'm sorry but I could never NOT wash my vagine, I really don't care what anyone says.

-Buppy after tea tree oil dousing.

This will gross you out, but if canesten not working, you have to consider other diagnoses.

worms can cause nasty itch, are the dcs at a wormy (usually primary) age? It is quite possible to get them from your dcs.

Have a really good look with a mirror....just to be sure.

Cunt worms?

Whoever knew.

I have the world's most sensitive vagine Buppy but I find that Femfresh wash is just the ticket. And it has a lovely scent too (the Femfresh) but doesn't irritate old foofy like every other soap and showergel known to humankind does.

Vagine so that's what the cool posters are calling it these days.

Sorry xpost!

Aloe gel works well from experience so I have been told.