My vagine is itching like mad.

[BupcakesandCunting]

Namechanged for obvious reasons. :(

My minge is itching like buggery. No discharge/whiffiness, just a very itchy vulva (as per namechange ) Have done a Caneten pessary on saturday and been applying the cream but nothing is working.

Suggestions please? And don't say "wash yer minge"

I was having a bit of a meh day. Bupcakes, you have made me laugh so much with your non-namechange. I thank you heartily!

And thanks Talc for emoticon summary too! Cheered me up no end.

Excellent!

Talc You are an exceptional woman

Cin, Cin!

Talc, you should take that up professionally.

This has all cheered me right up - thank you all :o.
I refuse to believe in the existence of cuntworms, however.

My DH says vagine. He's not french.

Cotton pants, no shower gel, keep on the canesten cream.

You haven't got cuntworms, you'd have been on here last week about your bumhole.

And threadworms come from little children filthy bum scratching children , I don't know about pets!

Hope the tea tree helps ya flaps Buppy!

Talc, I have have saved The Cautionary Tale of Stratters and Mr Planes. One day I shall get it made into a poster.

You had me at scrofulous, talc

Aww shucks, Stratters

What the hell should I put on my CV? Emoticon Novel Artiste??

I have never heard so many words for your vagine in my life!

at Talc's comic book. Brilliant!

Feeling any better after the bath, Bupcakes?

Yes thanks, Gauchita. The old bomb doors are feeling soothed

Sounds perfect Talc. Will you autograph it for me, please?

I feel the need to point out that I don't think anyone was really sanctioning the use of peachy yoghurt, more the nice plain boring variety. (If you did try out the peachy yoghurt, please wash it off prior to visiting any health professionals, otherwise when you complain about itching vagine they will point out it might have something to do with all the peachy yoghurt, or worry that you have a very strange discharge indeed)

Bomb doors?!

Good... itching down there can be truly maddening

I didn't use the Activia Peach but only because it had gone out of date when I checked it.

Have just woken ds up from laughing (at name change fail and cuntworms) and not even half way through yet. Shall have to return and finish this if when he goes back to sleep.

How odd - I've just returned from my delightful smear test.

Nurse told me I have Cervical Ectropion (as hyperlinked above).

Coincidence or what?!

Glad your bits are feeling soothed

And Cuntworms do exist. It's called <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=trichomonas&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa=N&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=682&tbm=isch&tbnid=ARa2jyffGU2ICM:&imgrefurl=m.eb.com/assembly/7837&docid=OYgYpEefHN17bM&imgurl=media.web.britannica.com/eb-media/67/8967-004-D2E76EEF.jpg&w=300&h=300&ei=TkgUT7-fAoydOu_LpaED&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=1461&sig=106104156411283779430&page=3&tbnh=143&tbnw=150&start=37&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:37&tx=103&ty=83" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">trichomonas.

This thread medically needs to be moved into classics.

And it's vagin in French, it sort of rhymes with imagin (with the dzja sound in the middle).

oh god ! I have just stopped laughing, i might even change my name to Madame Vagine-Minge

the word minge is just intrinsically Heeeeelarious

soz about your scratchy foof though