My vagine is itching like mad.

[BupcakesandCunting]

Namechanged for obvious reasons. :(

My minge is itching like buggery. No discharge/whiffiness, just a very itchy vulva (as per namechange ) Have done a Caneten pessary on saturday and been applying the cream but nothing is working.

Suggestions please? And don't say "wash yer minge"

Thank you for brightening my otherwise shit day with your spectacular name change fail.

Yoghurt may help...Or metanium.

"I do hate paying premium to wash m'muff, though ..."

Me too! £10.87 for the Canesten pessary and cream! I nearly turned on my heel and marched out of Morrisons in disgust, but then remembered having to grin and gurn my way through work the day before when all I wanted to do was scartch my flue until I was blue in the face...

No, no Mirena coil here.

wormy

No not peach yoghurt, though to be fair probably less harmful than scented shower gel.

Would the Activia Peach work if I sieved out all of the bits of peach?

isn't activia full of made up helpful somethingys? you could give it a whirl.

i wonder if martine has tried it for minge itch.

Something for the worms to nibble on, might draw them out, you never know? [sorry]

Try using Balance Activ pessary. It will itch even more for the next 5 mins but there is absolute relief after that.

For maximum efficacy use it at least 3 nights in a row and do wear panty liners. And get your OH to take an oral anti fungal medication as well to stop the back and forth.

I am going to start calling mine a vagine sounds so much more glamorous.

at the namechange fail

I am going to recommend?

An old toothbrush

Ha ha at the "back and forth" between DH and I.

More chance of DH growing his own fanny than getting thrush from mine, IYSWIM!

I'm sorry for your itchy 'vagine' and for your namechange fail. I am particularly amused that you can use the word cunt quite merrily, but can't write vagina without giving it a more French feel.

I am hearing it pronounced as 'va-zheen'. Very posh.

But really, you've made me laugh so hard that I am quite possibly going to wet myself. It's not right for a woman at 28+5w pregnant to be laughing this much without the need for a Tena pad or two

If a pharmacy near you has a minor injuries part you'll get canestan for free.

LMAO

This thread has certainly made me laugh today.....cunt worms well I never, bless me in my naivety

Go to dr's flash your lady garden and get the once over, kinda harsh to suggest herpes but... Make sure it is sweet smelling, which i'm sure it is. I used to houseshare many moons ago with a A & E doc and he'd bitch all the time about vage's that smelt like the fishmongers. He'd physically shudder when recalling the especially rancid old vages he had to see in his shift. Apologise to all those people who think it's not PC, and if my housemate had some weird vage phobia.

Reading this on train!
If only fellow passengers knew why I'm laughing!
No to Actiivia with peach sieved out - the residual sugars will only feed the nasties.

I refuse to believe there's such things as cunt-worm.

Well, I just Googled cunt worm and nothing came up, except some very dodgy/umpleasant Cannibal Corpse lyrics...

\just watching Cats and Dogs with DS. Never realised how sexeh Jeff Goldbum is.

I think Bupcakes should temporarily name change to VagineCuntworms

Last time I had this delightful symptom it turned out to be a urine infection, - so worth getting that checked.

Anyway whatever it is, I'd stop stuffing the contents of your fridge up there and get someone medical to have a look instead.

This is the funniest thread I have ever read.
Sorry about your itchy flange though, Sudocrem praps?

I've always had a bit of a thing for Jeff Goldblum.