D'y ever wonder how quickly we can fill this thread?

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hee hee no, I got ya snorris!! Pipped at the post with the 1001st post!

I got the 1000th though!!!

Oh no we are all getting giddy about the 1000th post - we all need a good night out

Have you managed to drum up any more victims people for the meet-up?

i was saving it for shabster better look next time lmao xxx

DH wanted to look at the pool teams results on the internet - and I'm screaming at him 'get out of the way I want to get the 1000th ' He shouted back 'how bloody old are you' to which I screamed '17 why - do I look bovered' can't believe I just did that. Must admit he is now laughing his rear end off at me. Cause, as we say in lancashire, my bottom drawer is out (means my bottom lip is stuck out because I am sulking)

lmao @ shabs we say put the lip away

Blimey, I nip off for an hour and youre gone! Thanks for all your lovely thoughts on Matthews poem, it is very special, though sad, would like to hear Marsys op[inion as she may well be our next poet laureate! Still feeling rough, bones aching and eyes sore, Dh beat me to bed tonight so he has got the luxury of the leccy blanket! Mind you the leccy bill came in today and he had a fit! May I ask out of interest what you all pay for the winter bill, ours today was Nov-March, £127, seems alot.

sorry to here u still feel rough trips we only have elec here i pay £64 a mth

Thats probably about the same then as we pay £31 into the electric and £35 for gas. Scandalous though!

hiya trips - still smiling at 'the mob'

Mr Hussain (our illustrious landlord) has put in gas and electric prepayment meters for our utilities - so we put in about £1,000 per week - well it feels like that. I think all the other residents in our street are hooked up to our meter.

I have no idea what a normal bill is like - when I win the lotto I am going to have bills - no prepayment meters. Mind you, when I win the lotto I will be living the dream in faliraki.

Dont forget when you live the dream that Im coming

I`m sinning.........lost 4lb in weight in the last week, now sitting here eating a whole bag of my fav belgian choc nuts from M&S..........not just any nuts....M&S nuts

ill be living the dream too shabs lol when our house was built the original owner shad a choice wether or not to have gas mains installed but at thier own cost so guess wot !!
we aint got it lmao no way im bloody paying for it thats for sure

That is already a forgone conclusion my darling. Me and thee will go down to the town - to the alabahma bar and have a small schooner of sherry, across the road to Tasos Greek restaurant. Ouzo, retsina, Kleftako (lamb stew that is cooked for hours very slowly) another ouzo, a sex on the beach. Then down bar street to Jimmys and it is still only 10.30 pm - back in a bit tomster is shouting

I saw those the other day and thought of you Trips .
If I had your address you'd have got some in the post

goes back to look for old thread and particularly Matthew's poem!

OMG.Shabby and I are not romantically linked, she didnt mean <strong>wed have sex on the beach! There are many things I`d do for and with you Shabby but Tom Conte you aint

What a fab poem. Absolutely fab!

It was very grown up wasn`t it Mars?

peom was lovely just been back to read it

Where has everyone disappeared to? Sorry Shabby, off to bed, hope all is well with Tomster, are you reading a bedtime story? Physcho?