D'y ever wonder how quickly we can fill this thread?

[snorris]

cor momma you are going to be Pixi's birth-buddy?! D'y ever is turning into some kinda virtual birthing centre ...

tell you what if there was a REAL 'd'y ever' birthing centre I would be booked in straight away

Yeah, did you say Boston? Doing what?

OMG! What if we did What if we opened up centres nationwide with one of us at the helm of each!!!! OMG, the nation would have to hold onto its pants.

"I think I'm in labour"
"well, come in, have a cashmere throw for your shoulders, here's a slice of LDC and a glass of wine, this is LG&T, she's going to hold your baby for the next six months every time you'd like to sleep, now, how would you like to sit when you pop out this darling"

Triplets, its very rude indeed. I am sitting here in my slobs Philip Treacy hat with feathers wilting and I have a squashed handful of toast real rose petals.

Shell come rolling home at some ungodly hour and well all have been sitting here in the dark, our canapes withered waiting to shout ,"surprise", its too bad, I`ve been looking forward to this party all day

glad I'm not the only one with a dodgy belly. My waspy washboard waist used to be the envy of the western world, even my bump was taut and perfectly round until ... suddenly it grew a nose. Yes, a nose. My beautiful little inny belly button turned inside out and it looks just like a nose on my bump!

Then yesterday my first stretchmarks made an appearance. Or rather invaded right across the front of my bump, so now i've got an old man's nose with old man's wrinkly cheeks either side

Been crying on the sofa ever since.

What? Me? Oh nothing.............

Well I am a little at Momma.

I would love to be Pixi's partner

O.K. so I'm not reliable O.k so sometimes I can't always get out O.k so I don't have a lot of babysitters O.K so the baby would have to arrive when I was ready and not Pixi and so what if I had to shout encouragement from the hospital car park instead of being inside

Honestly I don't know whay I am not an option

La la la not listening

Did somebody open a bottle, havent had a drink for over three weeks, but could sink one or two tonight, anybody brought any bombay mix, Shabbys favourite?

sponge fg?

as in a whole sponge cake all to myself?

OMG Shabs and Mars are gonna miss the 1000!!!!!!!

I thought it was to mop up with

Thats what I thought Snorris

How is your DD4 doing snorris?

Ok thanks. Ticking along quite nicely at the mo. It was her birthday on Sunday & she always seems to be ill (ambulance job ) on significant dates. Easter,Christmas etc,so I was a bit nervous too!

Must be very hard for you, is it something that she will outgrow, sorry if its upsetting.

Back again after watching bionic woman new version not as good as last week. I am enthralled to hear mars doulaing at twinbirth is it anybody on the board?
I love the idea of a virtual birthing centre for multiples
Have no nibbles whats with the bombay mix
ps triplets did you see my tripletpost?

come and get it!!!