D'y ever wonder how many men have been lost in your ample bosom?

[frumpygrumpy]

PMSL

I didn't want to be the one to do it! I promise next time I will sellotape my fingers.

Working on it dingdong

More kisses being thrown Estar......

How lovely your DH is helping so much, as they should when we are growing a whole new person for them Fab news on the house too!

Am off to tackle my mane of unruly hair and then the baby may come out

Box him and send him here when he's done won't you estar

LG&T, PMSL about unruly hair. Take it you mean you're off to shave your pubic triangle into a heart shape?

I'ms till finding it impossible to keep up with this thread! I've been busy being a good mummy, tidying up the garden, homemade chicken nuggets, couple of bottles of white wine...

Get that baby out of there, largegin! Break out the caster oil.

triplets, I'm beginngin to see what you mean. Mine have been fighting and causing ttrouble most of the day, and I did find myself wondering what it will be like when they can actually talk and plan trouble!

hope everyone is well, hm, hope things are improving for you?
Welcome to josiex4, good luck cutting the arpon strings. Mine scream now everytime I drive past the leisure center where their preschool is. I shouldn't be so mean, but I can't help giggling at them, when we are jsut heading to sainsburys.

finally Kelly wanders in [sarcasm emoticon] What time do you call this young lady?

I'm soooo sowwi steve - have you missed me?

btw, I posted saying I'd decided not to elt the dts go, the answers on that thread were unanimous so I feel better about saying no to it.

Nope FG DH tackled that a couple of weeks ago, let him loose with the bottle of imaac. I asked for a landing strip to be left.......im not sure a micro plane could land on it

I straightened my hair (head...PMSL) this morning, GHD's are my friend So ready for the baby now....come on then....anytime now.....OH FFS

lg&t... you know you're enjoying the whole drama of it all. lol

lg&t at immac story

I love it that you straightened your hair for the baby coming. I mean, I know my name is fg but I share those standards (even though I don't own hair straigheners, yet), girl after my own heart Kitchens arsed up, hearts fractured, but lips glossy.

lg&t - I had my hair 'done' the day before my induction, I looked terrible in post labour photos but at least my hair looked nice

8 week checked & jabs tomorrow afternoon - not looking forward to it

I have great news to share with you all. here

Have posted for you Kelly, such brilliant news

Mars stop torturing me...... drama indeed.... as if i need any more of that I would happily settle for a boring birth no new boxes ticked please. They will be pulling it out of me Friday anyway, im not bloody moving unless they agree to do something Im guessing 10lb now >

OOOGS good luck with today, hope it goes well. Hope fully we get to meet up again next week with a baby!

FG my hair is done, my toenails painted and im having a bath and making sure my legs are fuzz free each night before i go to bed incasei go into to labour. Lunchboxes are being sorted the night before and clothes laid out

Awwwww poor you largeG&T..it could be worse, it could be mid summer and boiling hot, at least you will have you ickle one before then!!!! My 4th was 10lb at 38 weeks, they said my 4th was even bigger, he came out at a small 8lb 5 at 40 weeks....so they can get smaller again..

It's very exciting!!!!

My sister is due in just under 4 weeks too......i can't wait to smell a newborn again.x

I had my hair cut and coloured just before the DTs were born My usual hairdresser had gone off to have a baby and I used a small, local salon. HUGE mistake. Its only now, over two and a half years on, that I am recovering . The colour was rectified at my now hairdressers pretty quickly but the cut , oh it was bad. I look liked a right ugly (s'cuse my language) slaaaaaag, in my after birth photos However, it has grown and I'm just back at my pre-birth shape and length. Might go for a perm now

Have posted Kelly xxx.

Where is everyone today? Hows you LG&T?

Has LG&T had her ice cube?

Hi Triplets, I was looking after a little boy today (his mum isn't well). He's the same age as my DTs so I sat at lunchtime thinking "so this is what its like having triplets"!! Then I fainted.

I have opened my bar

good evening ladies

I have just returned from having my hair cut so am feeling tres chic

Am v happy as I got a promotion at work this week, am test driving a new car on Saturday, at a wedding at a 5* hotel on Sunday and the DTs aren't invited so are staying at my parents from tomorrow until Tuesday

life is good, fuddle!

I'd join you in the bar, but alas, we are dry as a bone here. I have nothing to mix with the spirits and only a bottle of mulled wine in the storeroom!

Set up a trampoline today, it's an early birthday presnt for dd and ds1. It's bloody huge, but would you believe there was still fighting! And half term starts tomorrow - aaargh!

Just popping in to show off my new name! Does it suit me?

(kelly, btw!)

Evening all

Fuddle how heavenly new car and a wedding PLUS no children! Your just spoilt

Kelly like the name, did you down all the alcohol at the party yesterday?!

Im in the hospital for 8.30 tomorrow, am very nervous. I have never been induced before. Of course will be up at 6 to shave my legs and straighten my hair FG I really mean that!

Lots of love and see you all when i am mummy to 6

good luck large gin, will be thinking of you and looking forward to hearing your birth announcement.

And I'll have you know, I was very well behaved [hic!]

Good luck LG&T! Wishing you well - how very bloody exciting I can feel that velvet little head already........ Love to you sweetheart xxx.

p.s. explain Chopster

It's from the mn auction, I saw it and our nickname for dt1 is chops, so I just had to have it!

Good luck today LG&T - thinking of you x

morning everyone. Is everyone looking forward to half term as much as I am?