Here's some of the stock phrases I got from the general public when my gruesome threesome were babies, along with what I wanted to reply.
Oooooooooooh, you've got your hands full!!! Can't say I'd noticed....
Did you have fertility? Yes, I danced in the middle of Stonehenge at midnight on the Summer Solstice.
Are they natural? No, they're silicone, specially modelled to my specifics.
All boys? (DD dressed in pink) Yes, they are actually, but I was so upset at not having a girl in the mix, I dress one of them up in girl's clothing. I'm sure it won't cause any long term problems.
Are they identical? No, one doesn't have a willy.
Did you know there were three? No, I lived in blissful ignorance, not having a single check up all through my pregnancy, and was so surprised when I had them.
How did you feel when you found out there were three? How the f* do you think I felt?
Rather you than me. Yeah, my kids think that too.
I'd shoot myself if that happened to me. Go right ahead. (this last one really annoyed me).
Feel free to add to the list!