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MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!

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BSintolerant · 25/12/2021 18:39

Welcome to place where we dive into the murky depths of Multilevel Marketing (MLM), Network Marketing, Direct Sales, Social Selling (or whatever you want to call those dodgy product-based pyramid schemes) and dredge up the dirty lies bots tell to rope in their victims. (Clue: MLM is never “... an amaaaaaaayyyyyzzzing opportunity that I think you’d be great at, hun!”)

This is where we discuss certain fibbing hun bots who pretend to be entrepreneurs (they’re not, they’re just playing shop) who brag on social media about unlimited wealth, multiple six figure salaries, residual income, willable businesses, or just making a couple of hundred quid in those nooks and crannies of time. The truth is that most people who get roped into these schemes on the back of false promises lose money and often get into debt.

We’re onto bots who are held up by their particular MLM as running outstandingly successful businesses even though they’re bankrupt or are directors of insolvent companies. We know about bots who bought their position high up the pyramid, and those who con people with mindset coaching programmes. We also keep an eye on the plain old Billy Bullshitters who claim to be making six figures and describe themselves as “debt free” even though their accounts on Companies House show a very different story.

Will 2022 be the year of reckoning for MLMs and fibbing bots? Let’s hope so. Grin

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YouokHun · 25/12/2021 22:16

I’m carrying on the Merry Christmas greetings to all you Huns. Not that you’re reading this, because you’re all knocking back the Aloe Vera mocktails and eyeing that stack of C9s you’ve bought yourself for Christmas which you’ll have to start tomorrow and keep going until you weigh in at the beginning of February to reveal the £££ you’ve lost and lbs you’ve gained. You won’t mention that since you fell off the C9 wagon you’ve been binge eating in the under-stairs cupboard and crying about getting wedged in the door of the Rangey. Or is that just me?

Smorgasborb · 26/12/2021 09:15

WeirdWilly has posted about the 'twatness of family members and especially ex-partners'

BSintolerant · 26/12/2021 10:31

Is Weird Willy still coaching people how to earn a six (or was it seven?) figure salary even though he drives a delivery van for a living?

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Smorgasborb · 26/12/2021 11:16

@BSintolerant

Is Weird Willy still coaching people how to earn a six (or was it seven?) figure salary even though he drives a delivery van for a living?
Yes. Some of them get upwards of 12 views.... I've noticed as well that he must record a weeks worth of these patronising rants in once go as he's wearing the same outfit in 7 of them and then the same again on the previous 7.

Anyone also noticed he still wears his wedding ring?

AlexCabot · 26/12/2021 11:48

This was posted on a local buy and sell site yesterday. Actual Christmas Day and she's trying to recruit Confused

Tell me again about the MLM work/life balance.....

MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!
Twentytwentyhindsight · 26/12/2021 13:12

@Smorgasborb
"I've noticed as well that he must record a weeks worth of these patronising rants in once go as he's wearing the same outfit in 7 of them and then the same again on the previous 7."

Weird Willy only has so many books and crannies of time to record his drivel standing in a puddle of his own power- the delivery van won't drive itself...

Twentytwentyhindsight · 26/12/2021 13:13

*nooks

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 26/12/2021 15:04

So Castle's tested positive for Covid. TBH I'm surprised she's escaped it for this long considering the family's blatant disregard for restrictions throughout the pandemic.

Worrying thing is she immediately hands over the kids to her Mum to look after, increasing her parent's chance of contracting it.

If you're well enough to post on your Insta stories then you're well enough to look after your own children (husband is still ok too)

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 26/12/2021 15:15

Yawn, who is not working over Christmas, is in fact working over Christmas (no surprise there!) pushing hard to recruit on her Insta stories with the biggest load of bullshit I've ever read (re: being debt free and rolling in money).

BSintolerant · 26/12/2021 16:21

Debt free? Yawn must’ve forgotten about her six-figure directors loan.

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Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting · 26/12/2021 17:08

Quelled surprise, Castle ends up free of any wifework on Christmas day and conveniently hands her sprogs and all the wifework to her mum whilst languishing in her bedroom. Funny that she had time to take a snap of them all in their fancy clothes just before coming down with covid. I'm 100% sure she'll be out and about before her isolation officially ends because she's bored and wants 'content'. Interestingly she couldn't be arsed to go for a PCR either. Lazy cow

Shhhhh223 · 26/12/2021 18:11

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PieonaBarm · 26/12/2021 20:38

@Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting

Quelled surprise, Castle ends up free of any wifework on Christmas day and conveniently hands her sprogs and all the wifework to her mum whilst languishing in her bedroom. Funny that she had time to take a snap of them all in their fancy clothes just before coming down with covid. I'm 100% sure she'll be out and about before her isolation officially ends because she's bored and wants 'content'. Interestingly she couldn't be arsed to go for a PCR either. Lazy cow

She's probably not gone for a PCR as she'd have to isolate for 10 days as they don't have the 7 day test and release in Wales. She should get Covid on her medical records, I've had a serious health problem as a result of Covid, and it's all linked on there now.

Ladiva1971 · 26/12/2021 21:27

I tested positive for covid on the 24th of Dec I have ordered a PCR test online I imagine it will arrive tomorrow but my NHS app says I have to self isolate until Jan 3rd

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 27/12/2021 17:33

Bruv seems to have tested positive now.

Their poor parents are going to be running around looking after both kids now as well as looking after the grandchildren.

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 27/12/2021 20:43

On her Insta stories Castle's BFF shows her product sales for the last year ....over £1 million apparently.

FFS there's no way she's sold £70-100k of aloe jizz and lip balms a month.
That's the equivalent of 5000 x £20 sales a month.

JohnStonesMissus · 28/12/2021 08:47

@WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks

On her Insta stories Castle's BFF shows her product sales for the last year ....over £1 million apparently.

FFS there's no way she's sold £70-100k of aloe jizz and lip balms a month.
That's the equivalent of 5000 x £20 sales a month.

Castles BFF is involved with the planners so maybe it's that? Is she claiming it's the sales from gloop?
WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 28/12/2021 08:58

@JohnStonesMissus it just days "my business has turned over £1 million in product sales" and there's a hand written list for each months total.

I didn't think she was involved with the planners any more as she's never mentioned in any posts about them and hasn't posted as if she's involved.

JohnStonesMissus · 28/12/2021 09:08

Castle's BFF is a director of the planners...

BSintolerant · 28/12/2021 09:43

When Castle’s BFF refers to “her business” is she talking about Forever Living products UK Limited rather than her own activities as a sole trader? She’s a director alongside Castle and Mr Castle in the pro planner company but she dissolved her own limited company a couple of years ago. Her last accounts were filed for the year ended 2019 - they don’t show the full picture but the figures are hardly setting the MLM world alight. I wonder if that’s why she dissolved her company - to avoid public scrutiny? She’s not the only bot to have done this.

Any Billy Bullshitter can write numbers on a page and claim six figure earnings but only gullible fools will believe them without question.

MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!
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Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting · 28/12/2021 09:50

@BSintolerant please can you explain the balance sheet above as if I'm a toddler? No idea what it means but interested. Thanks

Invasionofthegutsnatchers · 28/12/2021 09:53

Castle said recently on her stories that she's spent over £100k on coaching in her lifetime. What a waste. She now runs some sort of biz academy where 'people in business' (read mlm hangers on) can pay her £17 a month for coaching tips or around £500 for 90 mins of bespoke advice.

Spongebobette · 28/12/2021 10:06

Will she tell her minions to borrow a large sum from their parents, rent a big house and pretend they’ve bought it, benefit from having new recruits placed under them then buy their way to a big CB cheque, share lots of photos of their small children on social media etc?

The main thing she’s learned from all the coaching she’s paid for is to price everything ending in a 7

JohnStonesMissus · 28/12/2021 10:19

[quote Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting]@BSintolerant please can you explain the balance sheet above as if I'm a toddler? No idea what it means but interested. Thanks[/quote]
Same here!

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