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MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!

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BSintolerant · 25/12/2021 18:39

Welcome to place where we dive into the murky depths of Multilevel Marketing (MLM), Network Marketing, Direct Sales, Social Selling (or whatever you want to call those dodgy product-based pyramid schemes) and dredge up the dirty lies bots tell to rope in their victims. (Clue: MLM is never “... an amaaaaaaayyyyyzzzing opportunity that I think you’d be great at, hun!”)

This is where we discuss certain fibbing hun bots who pretend to be entrepreneurs (they’re not, they’re just playing shop) who brag on social media about unlimited wealth, multiple six figure salaries, residual income, willable businesses, or just making a couple of hundred quid in those nooks and crannies of time. The truth is that most people who get roped into these schemes on the back of false promises lose money and often get into debt.

We’re onto bots who are held up by their particular MLM as running outstandingly successful businesses even though they’re bankrupt or are directors of insolvent companies. We know about bots who bought their position high up the pyramid, and those who con people with mindset coaching programmes. We also keep an eye on the plain old Billy Bullshitters who claim to be making six figures and describe themselves as “debt free” even though their accounts on Companies House show a very different story.

Will 2022 be the year of reckoning for MLMs and fibbing bots? Let’s hope so. Grin

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Invasionofthegutsnatchers · 06/03/2022 14:26

Are newbies doing better than Castle then? Or the usual Bloodsucker, Uber etc?

PieonaBarm · 06/03/2022 15:04

On Castles stories today she talks about only being asked to give one tip at the event and is clearly unimpressed. She then rolls her eyes and admits to crying when she was there and then coming home eating chocolate and having an early night

Spongebobette · 06/03/2022 16:22

Nurse is out (although ‘not officially resigned’ but apparently can’t bring herself to admit she made no money and that it was all a lie and her dream board will never come true

BSintolerant · 06/03/2022 18:18

@PieonaBarm

On Castles stories today she talks about only being asked to give one tip at the event and is clearly unimpressed. She then rolls her eyes and admits to crying when she was there and then coming home eating chocolate and having an early night
If I had to waste a second of my precious life on this earth at Forever Fibbing’s Forced Fun non-event I’d be crying too.
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stockpilingallthecheese · 06/03/2022 18:45

@Spongebobette

Nurse is out (although ‘not officially resigned’ but apparently can’t bring herself to admit she made no money and that it was all a lie and her dream board will never come true
Oooh has she posted something??
Spongebobette · 06/03/2022 19:17

Yes on Insta stories saying she’s been busy at work and son started school so business took a back seat - doesn’t really fit with the ‘nooks and crannies of time’ narrative - plus she only works 3 days a week and now son is at school surely she has more time to devote to her business …..
She’s clearly made 0 money and realised she was flogging a dead horse but can’t admit it

YouOKhun · 06/03/2022 19:39

@definitelynotabot

Been back on fb. Had to giggle. Someone has commented about the trophy, "Congratulations. We can't see the place ". Grin

She hasn't replied...

I think I can see an “H” so she didn’t come 1st, 2nd or 3rd. So it’s a runner’s up prize at an award do for a handful of hangers on and the people scamming them, in a tent (or poorly appointed village hall - I can’t quite tell). Yawn is going to have to work some special magic to spin this as the event of a dynamic opportunity on the up. Despite attempts to make it seem a lively event it really feels like the twilight months of FLP doesn’t it? Possibly now taking its last gasps of air, with only Uber and Bloodsucker with their heads still above the water (whilst forcing others’ heads below the surface). It’s not really being mentioned by many, probably to avoid the obvious contrast with the past.

Just looked again and either I’ve been blocked or Yawn has edited the photos and removed the photo of the award.

Spongebobette · 06/03/2022 19:43

She was 14th apparently
The photo is still on Insta

Spongebobette · 06/03/2022 19:45

You are right @YouOKhun, considering this was the first live event for two years and everyone who attended got a prize of some sort, there’s been not much mention by bots

MarchXX · 06/03/2022 20:17

@Spongebobette

Yes on Insta stories saying she’s been busy at work and son started school so business took a back seat - doesn’t really fit with the ‘nooks and crannies of time’ narrative - plus she only works 3 days a week and now son is at school surely she has more time to devote to her business ….. She’s clearly made 0 money and realised she was flogging a dead horse but can’t admit it
I am delighted to hear this news. Watching her insta she stated that she would still use the products and swears by the gel. However, she has yet another cold coming on... I hope sincerely she finds something fulfilling to do that is NOT and MLM. Best of luck, Nurse!
JaniceBattersby · 06/03/2022 23:25

What a coincidence that they chose an apres ski party when the venue was a fucking freezing tent in March.

Next year’s theme: The Arctic Circle

Yawn must be gutted with 14th. It doesn’t bode well for chairman’s bonus. The thatch will have to wait another year.

I feel for Castle. She’s clearly been really struggling mentally after her awful year and there’s no way she should have been there yesterday. There must have been a lot of pressure on her to show up. Poor lass. I wish she’d take some time off. Grieving so publicly is not good for her.

HouseofHolbein · 07/03/2022 07:25

My brother died a few years ago. I got through the first year expecting everything to be shit - first birthday/Christmas etc without him then the first anniversary. Second year was so much harder because I think I had been trying so hard to get through the first year if that makes sense?

I wonder if Castle is feeling similar… losing a sibling was so hard and seeing how it broke my mom was awful. It must have been difficult to carry on with the happy positive shit over the last year and then the awards where I presume she went with her sister before would have been difficult and then to be passed over… not surprised she went home and cried

BSintolerant · 07/03/2022 13:30

An apres ski party - oh the irony! It’s a fitting celebration to mark the fact that they’re all sliding downhill.

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fromdownwest · 07/03/2022 13:44

Look what they used to be. Huge arenas, sold out, thousands and thousands.
Now a little hall and a truly tragic after party in a tent.

The image of grown women parading around in sahshes and being awardedtaking part trophies it a saddening sight.

Castle shouldn't have been there you are correct, however, she hasn't taken time off with her money making training courses and over priced stationary.

Spongebobette · 07/03/2022 14:45

I suppose if you are a newbie with your first month of 4CC under your belt, and you are not aware of how big the events used to be, you might be impressed by a conference room and a parade of women in sashes and some exhortations from
a slightly raised dais
There were a few standing on chairs trying to recreate the mass hysteria of the glory days but it looked very tragic

BSintolerant · 07/03/2022 16:48

There were a few standing on chairs trying to recreate the mass hysteria of the glory days but it looked very tragic

Perhaps there was a mouse on the loose!

Wearing sashes and getting trophies for taking part is so infantilising. It’s got a strong whiff of “What a good girl!” about it.

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definitelynotabot · 07/03/2022 16:51

@Spongebobette

I suppose if you are a newbie with your first month of 4CC under your belt, and you are not aware of how big the events used to be, you might be impressed by a conference room and a parade of women in sashes and some exhortations from a slightly raised dais There were a few standing on chairs trying to recreate the mass hysteria of the glory days but it looked very tragic
I am guessing that is what the big social media cleanse is about then, getting rid of too many pictures which might show a comparison from the glory days. Honestly I have seen team trainings that have been more populous than this unSuccessful Day. If I was an FL bot I'd be really really concerned. But I guess that's why the side ventures of planners, non-FL coaching etc etc.
dickiedavisthunderthighs · 07/03/2022 17:14

Looking at the FL events page on FB this event was supposed to be at a proper exhibition centre in Telford in Feb, which then got moved to a small conference room in Warwick. The ticket sales must have been tragic.

definitelynotabot · 07/03/2022 17:17

@dickiedavisthunderthighs

Looking at the FL events page on FB this event was supposed to be at a proper exhibition centre in Telford in Feb, which then got moved to a small conference room in Warwick. The ticket sales must have been tragic.
Yep. I remember events at Telford, they would be packed out. From the photos there is absolutely no comparison.
Spongebobette · 07/03/2022 18:00

And yet, still, the likes of BFF and Yawn are raving about it as though it was the best thing that has ever happened

MarchXX · 07/03/2022 18:37

I'm just coming to terms with yet another fuel (diesel) price rise locally today. It has gone up a total of 10p in a week and more to come. Email from my energy provider last week, bloody hell Shock. Price rises in the supermarket day by day. Those bots in MLMs are going to find it even more of a struggle now, customers are trying to find savings where they can and won't have extra for overpriced MLM rubbish and that includes the bots (they are, after all, their own best customers).

Spongebobette · 07/03/2022 19:22

Except that desperate times call for desperate measures and I’m sure the bots will recruit people on the back of the energy price hike

DecemberGal · 07/03/2022 19:47

Yawns BFF posted a rangey at petrol station ⛽️ Bet it belongs to a another customer. The fuel is probably worth more than the car 🚗.
In the current situation I don’t think it’s advisable to do such bragging.
After weekends fiasco awaits Dubai shenanigans.

DecemberGal · 07/03/2022 19:49

Forgot to add Yawn recruiting AGAIN.

HouseofHolbein · 08/03/2022 08:07

I’ve come to the conclusion I could never be a boss babe or CEO of one of these companies. I simply don’t have the eyebrows. Hair is lacking as well… long and swishy seems to be the default just so you can play with it in videos and I have a buzz cut.

Oh well I’ll just carry on with my JOB that pays overtime and holiday pay and sick pay and gives me 15% off my food shop 🤷‍♀️

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