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MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!

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BSintolerant · 25/12/2021 18:39

Welcome to place where we dive into the murky depths of Multilevel Marketing (MLM), Network Marketing, Direct Sales, Social Selling (or whatever you want to call those dodgy product-based pyramid schemes) and dredge up the dirty lies bots tell to rope in their victims. (Clue: MLM is never “... an amaaaaaaayyyyyzzzing opportunity that I think you’d be great at, hun!”)

This is where we discuss certain fibbing hun bots who pretend to be entrepreneurs (they’re not, they’re just playing shop) who brag on social media about unlimited wealth, multiple six figure salaries, residual income, willable businesses, or just making a couple of hundred quid in those nooks and crannies of time. The truth is that most people who get roped into these schemes on the back of false promises lose money and often get into debt.

We’re onto bots who are held up by their particular MLM as running outstandingly successful businesses even though they’re bankrupt or are directors of insolvent companies. We know about bots who bought their position high up the pyramid, and those who con people with mindset coaching programmes. We also keep an eye on the plain old Billy Bullshitters who claim to be making six figures and describe themselves as “debt free” even though their accounts on Companies House show a very different story.

Will 2022 be the year of reckoning for MLMs and fibbing bots? Let’s hope so. Grin

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Spongebobette · 30/12/2021 08:29

But they were so lucky to be in her PRESENCE you see

BSintolerant · 30/12/2021 08:52

Breathing the air ...

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Spongebobette · 30/12/2021 09:04

And the minion bots are paying for that Manor House 🙄

Spongebobette · 30/12/2021 09:37

Well they are paying to rent it to Forever Living
It actually belongs to the family who owns FL and they rent it to FL, a company which they also own

Twentytwentyhindsight · 30/12/2021 09:50

Does this mean that the rent can be adjusted according to FL UK's performance, thus ensuring the bottom line doesn't show too much (taxable) profit?

fromdownwest · 30/12/2021 10:55

BYO?! Grin

The amazing and inspiring millionaire can’t even cover a small buffet for the people she’s milking dry!

Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting · 30/12/2021 11:51

Christ. Imagine just sitting on a blanket eating a sarnie you've made yourself and watching her lord it over everyone. Then buying your own poxy icecream from the van. Ugh

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 30/12/2021 12:24

@Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting

Christ. Imagine just sitting on a blanket eating a sarnie you've made yourself and watching her lord it over everyone. Then buying your own poxy icecream from the van. Ugh
....and sitting around talking FL/aloe with other bots , all the while wondering if they're losing money hand over fist too.
Spongebobette · 30/12/2021 13:08

Or thinking that you are the only person there not wildly successful and blaming yourself

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 30/12/2021 16:14

Yawn's happy because she's wearing a size 12 coat which doesn't actually fit.

fromdownwest · 30/12/2021 16:20

There is something really tragic seeing grown women, playing business women by cutting out goal boards and arranging empty pads of paper on a desk with lift me up stationary.

I find it quite depressing, my desk is a mess, my paper is a pound shop pad, yet I run a successful actual business, with real NET profit.

So many of them are ‘investing’ in their mindset and investing in organising. It’s really sad to see.

Imagine a real business mentor sat with these women and they came up with real businesses. Such a waste.

All the while the queen gets richer and richer

Spongebobette · 30/12/2021 16:30

Yes because buying overpriced stationery with trite slogans on will make ALL the difference won’t it!

BSintolerant · 30/12/2021 16:37

@dickiedavisthunderthighs

Yawn's happy because she's wearing a size 12 coat which doesn't actually fit.
If it’s an American size 12 perhaps it’s a bit too big for her? Grin
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JohnStonesMissus · 30/12/2021 17:51

Oh Yawnie....anyone can put a smaller sized coat on without the buttons done up it doesn't mean you are actually that size! I'm a size 12 and can put a size 8 coat on with no buttons done up...am I a size 8? No of course I'm not...

PieonaBarm · 30/12/2021 19:44

Yawns announced she's paying someone to coach her for the next 12 months, she's never trusted anyone before cos she knows best but now is the time apparently.

She's also starting a couch 2 5k group on her FB to encourage others to get fit.

Tupperwarelid · 30/12/2021 19:51

@dickiedavisthunderthighs

Yawn's happy because she's wearing a size 12 coat which doesn't actually fit.
I’ve got a size 12 coat that fits as well as that Smile
Whitefire · 30/12/2021 20:43

Going to come back but I only have 3% battery - it's a race against time. This popped up on my Google Chrome homepage (I get a lot of weird shit on there) Interesting link and I can't see it anywhere already (apologies if missed)

www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/worklife/careers/a38569777/influencer-marketing-quit/

BSintolerant · 30/12/2021 21:12

That’s an excellent article. Thank you for sharing it. The advice for those thinking of leaving MLM to just do it - don’t tell your upline or they’ll try to make you feel guilty or ashamed to persuade you to stay - is excellent advice. Sack the bot!

“Influencer Marketing” my arse.

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Whitefire · 30/12/2021 21:17

It was a fairly easy read too and not too confrontational, so hopefully would be taken on board by someone who is unsure about their involvement.

JohnStonesMissus · 30/12/2021 21:42

That article is good...Nurse needs to read it but I know she won't.

SandyDays · 30/12/2021 22:16

Yawns notes from her coaching session are a fun read if you can pause the video at the right points 😉

SnoogyWoo · 30/12/2021 22:34

Just paused it and had a read, that is some very basic stuff she has written down. I mean that’s fine for a new starter but Yawn has been doing it for over a decade!

BSintolerant · 30/12/2021 22:57

Same soup reheated. Just as well their alleged business coaching is free because nobody in their right mind would cough up
for it. Who can forget Lanzabot’s training mantra? “It’s a monkey-see-monkey-do business.” I suppose there’s some truth in that because when one of her managers left after the 2016 boom it wasn’t long before the others followed suit.

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Roadshiner · 31/12/2021 09:03

Yawn’s coach!

And, he’s got her signed up to a year’s contract!

Who says you can’t kid a kidder?

Spongebobette · 31/12/2021 09:18

He’s ex Amway!!!