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MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!

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BSintolerant · 25/12/2021 18:39

Welcome to place where we dive into the murky depths of Multilevel Marketing (MLM), Network Marketing, Direct Sales, Social Selling (or whatever you want to call those dodgy product-based pyramid schemes) and dredge up the dirty lies bots tell to rope in their victims. (Clue: MLM is never “... an amaaaaaaayyyyyzzzing opportunity that I think you’d be great at, hun!”)

This is where we discuss certain fibbing hun bots who pretend to be entrepreneurs (they’re not, they’re just playing shop) who brag on social media about unlimited wealth, multiple six figure salaries, residual income, willable businesses, or just making a couple of hundred quid in those nooks and crannies of time. The truth is that most people who get roped into these schemes on the back of false promises lose money and often get into debt.

We’re onto bots who are held up by their particular MLM as running outstandingly successful businesses even though they’re bankrupt or are directors of insolvent companies. We know about bots who bought their position high up the pyramid, and those who con people with mindset coaching programmes. We also keep an eye on the plain old Billy Bullshitters who claim to be making six figures and describe themselves as “debt free” even though their accounts on Companies House show a very different story.

Will 2022 be the year of reckoning for MLMs and fibbing bots? Let’s hope so. Grin

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WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 01/01/2022 18:38

@BSintolerant

Is Yawn in the Chairman’s Bonus list?
If she is then she's being uncharacteristically quiet about it!

Something else that she hasn't mentioned for a few days is being alcohol free.

You'd think she would have been crowing about seeing in the new year without alcohol Hmm

JohnStonesMissus · 01/01/2022 18:44

She mentioned being alcohol free at Christmas, in fact not a day goes by without her banging on about it...

Spongebobette · 01/01/2022 18:49

Looks like the Global Rally is going ahead in person in Abu Dhabi, 10-15 May

I’m looking forward to seeing how our bots have done.

BSintolerant · 01/01/2022 19:19

If Yawn isn’t crowing about Chairman’s Bonus does that suggest she’ll be heading to Aberdovey rather than Abu Dhabi?

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JohnStonesMissus · 01/01/2022 19:21

Where can you find out who's getting a cheque or is that not possible?

Spongebobette · 01/01/2022 19:57

Novowels has a positive LFT

Having refused to get vaccinated 🙄

Spongebobette · 01/01/2022 20:53

Forever Living are resurrecting their Success Days on 19 Feb

It will be interesting to see what attendance is like. I suspect there will be a 3 line whip to make sure as many minions as possible turn up

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 01/01/2022 21:04

@Spongebobette

Novowels has a positive LFT

Having refused to get vaccinated 🙄

That will give her even more time to post lots of passive aggressive posts on facebook.

Nowt like cryptic PA posts to really make a business look professional!

Spongebobette · 01/01/2022 21:47

@JohnStonesMissus there’s usually a list published when the Global Rally happens, but bots who have qualified for a cheque gloat and boast about it from the end of December

JohnStonesMissus · 01/01/2022 22:27

[quote Spongebobette]@JohnStonesMissus there’s usually a list published when the Global Rally happens, but bots who have qualified for a cheque gloat and boast about it from the end of December[/quote]
Ah Thanks...radio silence from quite a few of the top bots then?

Smorgasborb · 02/01/2022 04:12

@Spongebobette

Novowels has a positive LFT

Having refused to get vaccinated 🙄

Has she? She was boasting about it being negative.
Spongebobette · 02/01/2022 09:43

PCR was negative but more recent LFT positive

fromdownwest · 02/01/2022 12:54

@Spongebobette

PCR was negative but more recent LFT positive
Between her random digs at the world she also said she is now staying safe, as Covid is real…..

Also, no way Castle has done her full 10 days quarantine.

Then ship them off to the grandparents.

Incredible

PieonaBarm · 02/01/2022 13:29

Castle is forgetting she lives in Wales and is following Englands guidelines! Plus she's on day 8 but the rest of them were positive after her, so they've definitely not done 7 days never mind 10!

fromdownwest · 02/01/2022 17:51

She’s also off to Manchester- I imagine the two are not related….

Spongebobette · 03/01/2022 13:38

Yawn didn’t realise it’s a bank hol and booked in ‘business meetings’ all day

Tell me about time freedom again

BSintolerant · 03/01/2022 14:15

Yawn needs one of Castle’s planners - should we club together and buy one for her? Grin

I thought every day was a bank holiday in the Land of MLM, apart from those nooks and crannies of time when the work gets done.

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swampytiggaa · 03/01/2022 14:54

My bot has a weeks holiday from work which started yesterday. Already lost count of the posts she’s put up about growing her bizniz.

Tbh when I get a week off I like to sleep and meet up with friends etc. on the rare occasions I’m asked to work during my holiday I get paid on top of my holiday pay.

Whitefire · 03/01/2022 15:21

I thought every day was a bank holiday in the Land of MLM, apart from those nooks and crannies of time when the work gets done.

It is this double conundrum, one can be successful whilst working around the demands of a family, but one will only be successful if they work really really hard and put the hours in.

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Spongebobette · 03/01/2022 17:33

Does this mean they are now part of the global elite that they claim to despise?

Invasionofthegutsnatchers · 03/01/2022 17:37

I'm intrigued by yoga, fitness and martial arts. More info please hunz

Whitefire · 03/01/2022 18:08

The lizard people have been found.

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