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MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!

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BSintolerant · 25/12/2021 18:39

Welcome to place where we dive into the murky depths of Multilevel Marketing (MLM), Network Marketing, Direct Sales, Social Selling (or whatever you want to call those dodgy product-based pyramid schemes) and dredge up the dirty lies bots tell to rope in their victims. (Clue: MLM is never “... an amaaaaaaayyyyyzzzing opportunity that I think you’d be great at, hun!”)

This is where we discuss certain fibbing hun bots who pretend to be entrepreneurs (they’re not, they’re just playing shop) who brag on social media about unlimited wealth, multiple six figure salaries, residual income, willable businesses, or just making a couple of hundred quid in those nooks and crannies of time. The truth is that most people who get roped into these schemes on the back of false promises lose money and often get into debt.

We’re onto bots who are held up by their particular MLM as running outstandingly successful businesses even though they’re bankrupt or are directors of insolvent companies. We know about bots who bought their position high up the pyramid, and those who con people with mindset coaching programmes. We also keep an eye on the plain old Billy Bullshitters who claim to be making six figures and describe themselves as “debt free” even though their accounts on Companies House show a very different story.

Will 2022 be the year of reckoning for MLMs and fibbing bots? Let’s hope so. Grin

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BSintolerant · 28/12/2021 11:55

@JohnStonesMissus @Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting I’m no accountant (perhaps someone who is will be able to enlighten us). If she were making millions out of retail sales she’d have a limited company - it makes sense for tax purposes.

BFF’s company’s filed accounts were a snapshot - the company she dissolved must’ve met certain criteria making it exempt from being audited which is why we can’t see the full accounts.

One of the things which I find interesting is why someone who brags about making millions only had £21k available as shareholders’ funds in 2019. Surely such a lucrative business would have more in the pot?

As well as that, the accounts filed in 2016 show cash in the bank at just over £80k. 2019’s accounts show cash in the bank as £1005. Mmm ....

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comfortablyfrumpy · 28/12/2021 15:35

Does she mean her whole team turned over £1 million in product "sales"?

I am not sure who she is but if she has one of the bigger teams then that is possible - though a bit ambiguous/disingenuous as a lot of people would read that as her personally turning over that much.

BSintolerant · 28/12/2021 16:05

comfortablyfrumpy

First name: Bart Simpson’s sister.
Second name: same as that of former labour Deputy PM who owned two jags.

She might be part of a huge team which turned over £1m - including her own upline.

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JohnStonesMissus · 28/12/2021 18:03

Thanks BSintolerant

SnoogyWoo · 28/12/2021 19:41

If it is £1,000,000 for her team that is tiny! 100 people in her downline would mean an average of £10k each, that’s not profit though.

Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting · 28/12/2021 19:50

I'm on the Facebook team 'Success page' for that group of bots with Castle as their upline (although she rarely posts.) It is full of bullshit. Very entertaining. BFF is admin along with Bruv. That is a huge team and 99% of them will be losing money. They are the customers.

Smorgasborb · 29/12/2021 08:46

All the fun of the fair later as nurse will be doing a live from FL head office and then a live order unboxing.

She's back to being weapons grade botted

Spongebobette · 29/12/2021 09:32

What a huge disappointment that woman is

Roadshiner · 29/12/2021 09:39

How can I watch the show?

Spongebobette · 29/12/2021 09:53

You can’t, she’s locked her social media, which of course is extremely helpful when you are trying to build an audience

Invasionofthegutsnatchers · 29/12/2021 11:37

Waaaah. I want yo watch it 😩

fromdownwest · 29/12/2021 12:08

@Spongebobette

You can’t, she’s locked her social media, which of course is extremely helpful when you are trying to build an audience
How can a 'business' lock down their social media, how can she not understand that by doing this she is only selling to friends and family, who never engage with her 'business' posts.

Tragic

acatcalledjohn · 29/12/2021 14:43

She went on an approx 1.5hr round trip to pick up 6 cartons of aloe gelly/juice, two deodorants and another two or three small products.

Is that really worth 1.5 hours in the car? At FLP's pricing I'd expect free delivery.

Full metal bot indeed.

acatcalledjohn · 29/12/2021 14:59

One from the archives.

MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!
Spongebobette · 29/12/2021 17:27

What does weird Willy actually mean about standing in your power/ not giving away your power?
I see he’s offering a discuss price ending in a 7
They all do that, they learn it on the courses by Frazer thingy et al

Spongebobette · 29/12/2021 17:27

*Special price

Twentytwentyhindsight · 29/12/2021 17:34

Yeah the 7 thingy is something they've all 'learnt'. Not sure whether through the 'networking ninja' or elsewhere.
PhD has a posted the following:
"I'm thinking of hosting a $37 workshop in early Jan to help you release your money blocks & crush your money goals in 2022"
I believe my suggested edit would make it not just more concise, but also more accurate.

fromdownwest · 29/12/2021 18:35

Is she some Warren Buffet Wall Street trader now? Piping on about 6 figure portfolios etc?

Smorgasborb · 29/12/2021 18:40

@Invasionofthegutsnatchers

Waaaah. I want yo watch it 😩
You really didn't miss much. A brief live of a rainswept HO (apparently the kid loves there yet he says 'where are we going?') and a couple of pictures of a small box of 'orders' consisting of 6 gels, 3 deodorants, toothpaste and hand sanitiser
Spongebobette · 29/12/2021 18:41

(All of which were for her, I assume)

Invasionofthegutsnatchers · 29/12/2021 18:54

Grin Thanks for reporting back!

JohnStonesMissus · 29/12/2021 19:49

Nurse is a lost cause she really is..

Spongebobette · 29/12/2021 21:00

Hmmmm Yawn’s bestie has qualified for Chairman’s Bonus

But has Yawn??

AbstractDot · 30/12/2021 00:03

There's nothing at all at Head Office for a kid to love, apart from a little lake and green which you can find in a local park anyway. Castles all singing & dancing team 'family parties' at head office had her hire an 8ft bouncy basic castle, an ice cream van (not hired as we had to pay for ice cream!) and a bat and ball. Oh and it was a BYO picnic. Biggest dissapointment and embarrassing that I took my family and had them expecting something amazing and unique from this 'millionaire'.

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 30/12/2021 00:07

@AbstractDot

There's nothing at all at Head Office for a kid to love, apart from a little lake and green which you can find in a local park anyway. Castles all singing & dancing team 'family parties' at head office had her hire an 8ft bouncy basic castle, an ice cream van (not hired as we had to pay for ice cream!) and a bat and ball. Oh and it was a BYO picnic. Biggest dissapointment and embarrassing that I took my family and had them expecting something amazing and unique from this 'millionaire'.
Oh my god, I think I remember her doing that at the time, with a load of photos of families sitting on blankets not having very much fun at all...