PMSL at Carmenere's "How do you go missing in a canoe ffs??"
I think the whole thing is a tissue of whoppers. Read this morning (in Metro, so must be true) that a credit card had been applied for in this bloke's name and he'd been seen around the town (I think, may be misremembering - ah, who cares?!).
WW, Steve wotsit - is that the bloke Richard Branson was looking for?