OMG imagine your husband disappearing, presumed dead and he turns up again 5 years later

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NEver mind the cocking washing up UD - I bet the rubbish had piled up quite a bit

£255k in seaton carew. Good God.

I swear, you come back from that place glowing iluminous green.

£255k in seaton carew. Good God.

I swear, you come back from that place glowing iluminous green.

£255k in seaton carew. Good God.

I swear, you come back from that place glowing iluminous green.

And what on earth did she do for opening jars all that time?

DrNorth do you get three heads as well?

UQD- or putting the bins out?

UQD- so your DW hasn't discovered the Lakeland catalogue yet. They supply an excellent jar-opener that you can put in a drawer when not in use. No need for a husband.

UQD- so your DW hasn't discovered the Lakeland catalogue yet. They supply an excellent jar-opener that you can put in a drawer when not in use. No need for a husband.

Dp just came up with the most helpful speculation yet
That she locked him up for 5 yrs knocked him out and legged it to Panama with the dosh.
I read somwhere he ahd turned up at the cop shop WITH his twon kids?? WTF? how did he find them if he had amnesia then?

Hey ho

UQD- so your DW hasn't discovered the Lakeland catalogue yet. They supply an excellent jar-opener that you can put in a drawer when not in use. No need for a husband.

Is there an echo in here tonight?
Is there an echo in here tonight?
Is there an echo in here tonight?

OH MY GOD how did that happen? I swear I did not press post three times.

No, there was a bit of a problem with the website about that time, RL - lots of posts triplicated, not just yours - do not fret, my dear

LOL at DaDingDaDongDaMerrilyOnHigh, I was married to a Geordie and that's exactly how he spoke. Even 20 years after having emigrated to Oz

Every report I've read, although not directly accusing of him, is linking it to suspicious cases of fake disappearances in the past. The media often know more than they can officially publish and, in this case, I'd imagine that there is definitely something fishy going on.

Aha so my sceptic radar was right then!!

So fellow sleuths do we think that he & the missus have done a deal & are swanning off into the Panamanian sunset then?

The plot thickens eh???????

Bizarre indeed Fio.

Well no they wouldn't know would they if Ma & Pa had been in cahoots, but to them it's still their Dad they lost for whatever reason poor things.

I wonder if he just turned up on the doorstep "Hello Son"?

Or did one of them see him somewhere & persuade him to go to police station.

Curiouser & curiouser as Alice said.

Do people really think "ooh, I think I'll emigrate. Panama City sounds nice" Apologies to any residents of Panama City reading this but it just all seems very implausible. If he really had amnesia where did he get the money to live for the past 5 years or has he been living rough?

I think she/they had been to Panama before Chopchop!

He had all those phones lines for share dealing alllegedly...........how many phones can you handle at once???!

Delusions of grandeur spring to mind.