Duchess of Cambridge pregnant with number 2

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Lovely news to wake up to today!

fallon Really? I know there are rumours about Andrew's paternity but I hadn't thought of him and Edward being about reputation management. Hmm.

Apparently there is a big gap between the Queen's 4 children as Phil apparently wouldn't sleep with her for 9 years after she became Queen, Hence Andrew being called the "love child".

Also apparently when they lived in Malta (this all came up as Kate is due to visit in 2 weeks) they lived there for 2 years and left toddler Prince Charles in England with the Queen Mum. No wonder he is so dysfunctional. Puts the Queen in a different light, she was obviously trying to look after her relationship more than being a mother.

However back to the point of the thread; it is great news. Both William and Kate are close in age to their next siblings.
I think they will go on and have more. HG must be horrendous but at least Kate can rest and not have to worry about childcare...

Who does Dino?

Indeed, LittleBear. Who can?

Two under two will be fine! 16 months between my pair and I just about survived.

Life was just getting easier, now we're trying to keep the 11 month old from investigated the 2.4 year old's potty, while still leaving it accessible so that the 2.4 year old can actually, y'know, use it when she needs to, it's all getting troublesome again. sigh.

Well done to Kate, I wish her the best of luck and the end to the HG very soon. Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

Middling - buy a toilet seat for main toilet, bin potty! Saves baby grabbing it and saves cleaning

Way ahead of you Artandco. It's in place as of this morning. But it's being viewed with some trepidation at the minute.

Be warned Kate, the rumours about DC2 being trouble are true!! Fun, but trouble!

What names do you think they will go for? Maybe Charles or Diana?

Middling we have a toilet seat that has a small seat inside the lid that folds down and then away afterwards. It avoids those potty as a hat moments

I was at university with Alex Salmon......

and...................

Nothing. Just sayin'.

< whistles innocently>

Did you thumb him well Hakluyt?

Did he ever try any of his Eastern meets East Coast sex moves on you?

Clue: if you ever found yourself squashed under a lifesized block of lard that was him.

Idontseeanysontarans 'potty as hat moments' love it.

DD2 sprinted, and I mean sprinted, (how can something on all fours MOVE like that!) towards the bathroom this morning when I was dressing DD1. And stealth like! I only realised what she was doing when I heard this little "I think I've made it" giggle coming from the wrong end of the house!

Seriously, Kate, you'll have to talk to your hairdresser du jour about covering up the grey once this one arrives.

Yes, yes, yes or No Thanks?

Better Together or definitely not?

Nay, nay and thrice nay, Mr Salmond.

. Doesn't look appropriately vomitous now we've returned to the moves of Mr Salmond

Poor Alex, if only people knew what a practiced and vigorous lover he is.

I think squoosh must be Moira!

He certainly seems to be that in your head squoosh

In my head, in my heart, in my.......ummmmmm.....

Love that I was Kate M yesterday and Moira today.

I'm aiming for Michelle Obama tomorrow. I'd be quite happy to undertake fieldwork into The Prez's sexual proclivities in the name of research.