Bubble asked me to post this.........................We are trying to decide whether Heather Mills......................

[LadySherlockofLGJ]

has totally lost the plot.

She has more mad ideas than any woman I have ever known.

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Gosh, all those sleepless nights feeling guilty about disliking such a worthy person as Ellen. Now I find I am not alone I feel soooo much better.
Why can't I stand her? No idea, very mean of me. I think she has such a sensible face and smiles a lot but looks humourless.
Not nice of me I know. Sorry Ellen.

Does Macca's toupee have a dairy-free diet?

Sorry.

HMM's mirkin does....

What's a mirkin?? Have I led a very sheltered life??

I think the toupee has been overdoing the carrots, anyway. It's a very strange shade of red.

What is a mirkin?? [perplexed emoticon]

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PMSL

You do make me larf, VVV.

I must go to bed now. Thanks for that. X

you are welcome

night night
xxx

My local grapevine has it that HM and PMc's child will be in the nursery of dd's school next term

i do woory about ds cos he's on a dairy free diet and its a nightmare trying to get enough calcium into him. Would love to be able to give him a piece of cheese.
I did hear about a female scientist who believed she cured her cancer largely thru diet, and believed milk was the biggest culprit.
Most importantly, I think HM must have had a lip job.