The Scientology Baby - the plot thickens

[JanH]

HOW many months?

[PeachyClairPumpkinPie]

My belly button never pooped in any of my 3 pg's. Maybe, just maybe, the baby is IVF (that's the no-sex / TC might be gay / how come he was infertile before issue solved) and it's a multiple pg? So, Katie has to give birth to three by natural delivery quietly with no pain relief. Hmm....

[LadyTophamHatt]

here it is flambat, just scroll down a bit



Very funny some of the stuff on there.

[dillydally]

still weeping with laughter after watching tom kill oprah again.

[flamebat]

She was artificially inseminated with three of hubbard's best swimmers???

[LadyTophamHatt]

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[LadyTophamHatt]

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[LadyTophamHatt]

grrrrrr

[PeachyClairPumpkinPie]

flamebat, it was a joke!!!!!!!! don't want to start any more rumours!!! But, you never know do you? Noene of this makes sense anyway

[flamebat]

"So help me God, I will climb into Katie Holmes' womb right now if it'll shut her up for seven days after I come out. Not to mention that being in his fiancé's vagina means that I won't be seeing Tom Cruise for a while either. It's a win-win situation. Except for Katie Holmes' vagina. But really, it's about to marry Tom Cruise, so it better get used to losing."

LMAO!!

[flamebat]

I knew that! We really need a colour change for sarcasm on here don't we?

[PeachyClairPumpkinPie]

It'd have to be Peach for sarcasm... my family and I are always getting b'llocked for it so I HAVE to assume nobody gets what i mean or I get the baseball bat round the back treatment again (It was OK we got away too fast- and no, that WASN'T a joke!!)

[LadyTophamHatt]

This bit was funnier........

"Either one of those crazy bastards is coming out with a movie and they've jumped the publicity stunt into overdrive, or things have gotten terribly out of hand and Katie Holmes is actually pregnant. Although I could've sworn Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman adopted children because he couldn't get people pregnant. Something about not having any sperm or preferring sex with men. Whatever the reason, it doesn't make sense that he would suddenly be able to start knocking people up. I don't know what's going on here, but it's freaking me out, man."


I do wonder how they get away with saying all that, didn't TC sue a paper for something similsr a while ago.


God, i'd love to know what's true and whats not......

[flamebat]

This whole situation has had tears of laughter streaming down my face for days now!!!

My mum walked in to find me laughing hysterically over the Oprah clip, and wanted to know what was so funny... she didn't seem to get it though

[Blu]

This whole thing of 'he and Nicole couldn't have children' as the basis for our suspicions that this time there is some skulduggery: I was thinking last night - do you think we have it all wrong? Nicole was certainly able to get pregnant with Tom, but refused because she wasn't prepared to give birth in silence??

[PeachyClairPumpkinPie]

but what about Mimi ( his first wife)- she supposedly couldn't get pg by him either...

[Earlybird]

The following item from an American industry publication shows just how much Katie Holmes has allowed herself to be influenced (or controlled?) by Tom Cruise and his Scientology camp - both personally and professionally:

from imdb:
Pregnant actress Katie Holmes has fired her publicist Leslie Sloane-Zelnick after nine years together, and has hired her fiance Tom Cruise's sister as her new spokesperson. The Batman Begins star and Cruise announced her pregnancy last week, which comes only six months after the couple began dating. Since Holmes began her controversial relationship with Cruise, she has parted ways with her management company, agents and now Sloane-Zelnick. Holmes will now be represented by Cruise's sister and fellow Scientologist Lee Anne DeVette, who became the actor's spokesperson last year after he left his longtime publicist Pat Kingsley. Sloane-Zelnick tells the New York Daily News, "We were with her for nine years. We wish her the best. She has chosen to work with her future sister-in-law. We wish her well, and congratulate her on her happy news."

The whole situation is so creepy. It's almost as if she's been brainwashed....

[LadyTophamHatt]

I read that too earlybird.

It it really creepy, isn't it?!

[mygirllolipop]

Message withdrawn

[dillydally]

Can Pacey not rush in and save her?

[flamebat]

Did she not dump Pacey for Batman? If she didn't, I'm sure batman was interested - he's gotta be taller than Tom if nothing else, and can scare him with his superior height.

I mean... short arse arrogant tosser.... or batman? Do you really have to think about it??

The sister's doing well out of this - no idea if she had clients before, but now suddenly in charge of two!

[homemama]

Can't stop PMSL at this thread.
I wonder what penelope cruz thought of it all? I can't imagine the idea of Jesus being a paedophile sits well with a catholic girl.

[bundlebat]

this is hysterically funny. but the stuff re: not being allowed to talk to the baby for a week after its birth is downright irresponsible and probably result in mass PND amongst scientology mothers...oops sorry, they don't believe in that do they? they just pop a few vitamins and there's the fake smile back..yuk

[homemama]

r u lot watching richard and judy?

[flamebat]

No DD has finally passed out in the lounge and I can't risk turning on the tv!!!

I'd forgotten about Ms Cruz... she must have been scared sh*tless!

[homemama]

Check out the 'telly addicts' thread if you want the lowdown.
Judy looked like she wanted to shout, 'Stop talking shit woman!'