The Scientology Baby - the plot thickens

[JanH]

HOW many months?

[tarantula]

PMSL at this thread. I thoguth name changer myself esp after the last comment

[LadyTophamHatt]

yes I expect so.




I will not rise to the bait....I will NOT....

[intergalacticwalrus]

So then, your average Scientologist has an extensive medical background and years of prctical experience.

I tyhink not.

[Scientologist]

Well it was only a joke but I didn't realise that MN was still so touchy. Just not the same as it used to be

[intergalacticwalrus]

I'm up for a bit of baiting.

Come out Scientologist, and explain yourself!!!!

[Enid]

oh come on everyone I thought it was funny

(wasnt me though!)

[LadyTophamHatt]

naughty naughty science....

[LadyTophamHatt]

can anyone tell that I can't spell the science thingamibob??

[intergalacticwalrus]

I'm not touchy, I just love a bit of baiting, me.

[tarantula]

I didnt think you were being serious tho.

And I reckon dd has the making of a perfect scienologist too as after one initial cry she was very quiet (used to ahve to wake her for feeds for the first couple of weeks too )

[intergalacticwalrus]

DS is no Scientologist, he's a right miserable bleeder today.

[Blu]

No no Scientologist - it IS funny! I knew it was a joke! Come back and enlighten us, oh knowledgeable Thetan. Don't flounce!

Pleeeeeease!

[intergalacticwalrus]

Blu, have you come for another big intergalactic walrussy embrace???

[Blu]

Actually I wish a real scientologist WOULD come and explain how people who have little (apparant) need to be desparate and some (apparant) intelligence come to belive and financially support the Thetan Theory and all it entails.

[Blu]

And, yes, the walrussy embrace is so...relaxing...relaxing, in the same way as Scientologist says giving birth silently would be, of course

[intergalacticwalrus]

{{{{{{{{WULRUSSY EMBRACE FOR YOU}}}}}}}}}}

Arf arf

[Scientologist]

Surely giving birth silently would be much more relaxing that a walrus hug. walruses stink and are quite rough. imagine the inner strength gained from a silent birth

[intergalacticwalrus]

I take offence at your comments.






















I had a bath this morning, and I am not rough. I live in Bath, for pity's sake.

[Blu]

Well DP stinks and is quite rough, but I'd still rather be embraced by him than Ron Hubbard ot Tom Cruise!

[tarantula]

wow they have walruses in Bath?

[Scientologist]

the typing is pretty good for a walrus. are you typing with your fangs?

[intergalacticwalrus]

Yes. There is an extensive Walrus population.

You can get one from Wal-r-us. It's an off shoot of wal mart.

Arf arf

[intergalacticwalrus]

No, I have a typist. I am quite a wealthy Walrus, you know.

[Fangache]

Some mention Fangs???

[Scientologist]

have mental image of walrus lounging on wicker conservatory furniture whilst rubbing belly with big old flippers and dictating to very conservative looking typist.