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The Scientology Baby - the plot thickens

178 replies

JanH · 10/10/2005 08:38

HOW many months?

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scaryman · 10/10/2005 12:59

This was me at about 5 weeks.

piffle · 10/10/2005 12:59

thats me at 36 mths post partum

Enid · 10/10/2005 13:00

psml @ ladyhatt

scaryman · 10/10/2005 13:01

Yes, well I still look fat now. Just fat all over though, it doesn't come out fron under my boobs! How depressing.

sweetkitty · 10/10/2005 13:05

I'm about that size and I'm 6 months it's my second so my stomach was no where near as toned as Katie's.

Something is just a bit odd about the whole thing.

milward · 10/10/2005 13:11

I was huge when preg - didn't fit non maternity clothes from around 6-8 weeks. Don't know all about this story but just to say that it is possible to be larger than normal compared to others when preg. I lost 15 kilos in the week after giving birth. Have some more kilos to go though!!

LadyTophamHatt · 10/10/2005 13:15

Piffle, even in your KH preganat photo she looks more that 3 months for a 1st time mum.

Esoecyially a Hollywood 1st time mum.

it's all a load of gonads made up in la la land, I tell ya!

Tortington · 10/10/2005 14:12

shes just fat.and ugly and fat. and fat

flamebat · 10/10/2005 15:14

She is irritatingly thin the rest of the time .

I like the pregnancy fake belly theory . Maybe earthlings can't carry alien children, so they are growing it in a lab. Makes the birth with no sound easier too

Anyone else loving this random bitching about them, or is it just me?

Scientologist · 10/10/2005 15:33

i think they make a fantastic couple. they will have a superior baby and I'm sure Katie will be strong through the birth. what parent doesn't look forward to a birth and very relaxing for her and the baby to be in silence

expatinscotland · 10/10/2005 15:34

The baby has to be silent as well?

expatinscotland · 10/10/2005 15:35

The whole thing has the smackings of a cult.

intergalacticwalrus · 10/10/2005 15:37

arf arf

Fangache · 10/10/2005 15:37

Doesn't the baby have to cry to breathe... and therefore.... live????

suzywong · 10/10/2005 15:38

slight cross pollenation of threads here, I got in to a lemon-lipped fight with someone called "rosies" or something floral, for splling the beans on the fradue that is L. Ron Hubbard, she said it wasn't for "us" to disrespect other people's religions.

Anyway, does a deity or higher or divine power, come in to Scientology, and what a silly name

Scientologist · 10/10/2005 15:39

the baby will cry post birth but not for long as will not receive attention for crying

intergalacticwalrus · 10/10/2005 15:40

But babies CRY. That's what they do

End of.

Arf arf

Fangache · 10/10/2005 15:40

lol Scientologist @ the idea that a newborn baby cries imediately after the birth for attention!!!

Er..... its actually to inflate the lungs, but hell what do the medical profession know.

Fangache · 10/10/2005 15:41

What will they do if the baby does cry??? Send it back?? Gag it??? Slap it??

intergalacticwalrus · 10/10/2005 15:41

Push it back in, or get it with the steamroller

expatinscotland · 10/10/2005 15:42

Pop a boob in its mouth ?

Scientologist · 10/10/2005 15:42

no fangache, us scientologists know much more than mere medics. medics that are scientologists howevere, now there's another story.

intergalacticwalrus · 10/10/2005 15:43

Erm, Scientologist? Are you a nam changer or a trip trapper?

(Said Moozo, who has changed her name to intergalacticwalrus)

LadyTophamHatt · 10/10/2005 15:47

are you for real science person???

intergalacticwalrus · 10/10/2005 15:48

Trip trap, I think LTH

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