The Scientology Baby - the plot thickens

[JanH]

HOW many months?

[scaryman]

This was me at about 5 weeks.

[piffle]

thats me at 36 mths post partum

[Enid]

psml @ ladyhatt

[scaryman]

Yes, well I still look fat now. Just fat all over though, it doesn't come out fron under my boobs! How depressing.

[sweetkitty]

I'm about that size and I'm 6 months it's my second so my stomach was no where near as toned as Katie's.

Something is just a bit odd about the whole thing.

[milward]

I was huge when preg - didn't fit non maternity clothes from around 6-8 weeks. Don't know all about this story but just to say that it is possible to be larger than normal compared to others when preg. I lost 15 kilos in the week after giving birth. Have some more kilos to go though!!

[LadyTophamHatt]

Piffle, even in your KH preganat photo she looks more that 3 months for a 1st time mum.


Esoecyially a Hollywood 1st time mum.



it's all a load of gonads made up in la la land, I tell ya!

[Tortington]

shes just fat.and ugly and fat. and fat

[flamebat]

She is irritatingly thin the rest of the time .

I like the pregnancy fake belly theory . Maybe earthlings can't carry alien children, so they are growing it in a lab. Makes the birth with no sound easier too

Anyone else loving this random bitching about them, or is it just me?

[Scientologist]

i think they make a fantastic couple. they will have a superior baby and I'm sure Katie will be strong through the birth. what parent doesn't look forward to a birth and very relaxing for her and the baby to be in silence

[expatinscotland]

The baby has to be silent as well?

[expatinscotland]

The whole thing has the smackings of a cult.

[intergalacticwalrus]

arf arf

[Fangache]

Doesn't the baby have to cry to breathe... and therefore.... live????

[suzywong]

slight cross pollenation of threads here, I got in to a lemon-lipped fight with someone called "rosies" or something floral, for splling the beans on the fradue that is L. Ron Hubbard, she said it wasn't for "us" to disrespect other people's religions.

Anyway, does a deity or higher or divine power, come in to Scientology, and what a silly name

[Scientologist]

the baby will cry post birth but not for long as will not receive attention for crying

[intergalacticwalrus]

But babies CRY. That's what they do

End of.

Arf arf

[Fangache]

lol Scientologist @ the idea that a newborn baby cries imediately after the birth for attention!!!

Er..... its actually to inflate the lungs, but hell what do the medical profession know.

[Fangache]

What will they do if the baby does cry??? Send it back?? Gag it??? Slap it??

[intergalacticwalrus]

Push it back in, or get it with the steamroller

[expatinscotland]

Pop a boob in its mouth ?

[Scientologist]

no fangache, us scientologists know much more than mere medics. medics that are scientologists howevere, now there's another story.

[intergalacticwalrus]

Erm, Scientologist? Are you a nam changer or a trip trapper?

(Said Moozo, who has changed her name to intergalacticwalrus)

[LadyTophamHatt]

are you for real science person???

[intergalacticwalrus]

Trip trap, I think LTH