The Scientology Baby - the plot thickens

[JanH]

HOW many months?

[franke]

But she's never said she's only three months has she? Didn't TC's sister, er PR manager, refuse to confirm how far along she was? And heaven forbid that Katie would ever take the press into her own hands and start telling them anything outside of the Cruise PR machine.

[tortoiseshell]

Have a look here for one theory about how celebrities are controlled by the scientologists.

She has said she is due in the spring.

[tortoiseshell]

And, um, they only started dating in April.

[FrightfullyPoshFloss]

I hate the way celebrities annouce their news as though us mere mortals are thick as pig sh*t. Of course she's only 3 months. How would we know otherwise? None of us have ever been pregnant, have we? Oh, hang on, I've got a kid! I must have been pregnant at some point. Did I get fat? Oh, yeah I must have started showing, like, before I even did the test... Duh! My mistake.

[fuzzywuzzy]

Oh My.....

"Miscavige also learns that Cruise has a fantasy of running through a field of tall wheat grass with Kidman."

I'm sorry but really... that is the funniest thing I have read this morning!!!

[tortoiseshell]

And see this interview for Tom's views on psychiatry etc. - he has no argument, just 'I know about psychiatry, you don't'.

[munz]

umm i'm due in march and her bump's bigger than mine! (my first as well) and i'm 19 wks.

[suzywong]

interesting link tortoiseshell
I had heard that John Travolta was Gay too
I

[JoolsToo]

The Daily Mail? tsk!

[suzywong]

this is rather amusing

and before anyone gets the hump; Yes I do think it is OK to have a pop at Tom and Katie, and No I don't have anything better to do

[Octobernow]

It's only a handful of celebrities, though, isn't it? And Mimi Rogers and Kirstie Alley aren't that influential are they? If they really are trying to reach us all through celebs, why don't they target musicians?

[LadyTophamHatt]

I've just been looking at the bump photo and do you know what?

I honestly don't think she PG at all.


It'a all aload of bullshit made up, once the due date arrives they(he?) will adopt a baby. It's all to stop the gossip about him being a jaffa and gay.

A pathetic ploy to fool us all. Which obvioulsy won't and hasn't worked.



She's not PG,s he's wearing a PG belly...after all they do work in hollywood so a belly suit wouldn't exactly be hard to come by.



The man is a prick.

[tortoiseshell]

LadyTH - that had occurred to me as well!!!!

[LadyFioOfTipton]

good point emma

and when did he get his pyschiatry degree?

[FrightfullyPoshFloss]

iT Had occured to me that it was a belly prosthetic, but I hadn't thought about it that deviously LTH. I wouldn't be that surprised though, awfully.

[piffle]

nad if it is a button on her jeans, at 3 mths how many of us were into full on maternity jeans really honestly?
I was 5 mths before I finally gave up on my sevens jeans
fromn
Piffle
well and truly fallen off the voice of calm and reason bandwagon

[monkeytrousers]

I'm probably repeating what other people have said but no drugs and to remain silent during the delivery ????

I'm sorry but what the f*ck is that all about? This religion obviously has no respect for women.

[tortoiseshell]

just for the benefit of anyone who didn't see it last night - thread about scientology, including martian driven steam rollers, red haired robots and galactic walruses.

[FrightfullyPoshFloss]

I think even at five months I was quite miffed to find that the maternity jeans wouldn't stay up over my bump!

[piffle]

found this one too she looks more like 3 mths in this one?
more pg katie

[MassacreOHara]

aren't her teeth bad (considering)

[kuoni]

I reckon it is just a bad photo of her. Definitely her jeans button not belly butotn. Maybe her posture is just letting her tummy hang out and clingy top under her boobs not helping the shot!. Poor girl - if she is only 3 months pregnant, I bet she will feel mortified by that photo, all the speculation and talk about it.
Perhaps it is twins??

anyone out there managed the no pain relief and remaining silnet throughout birth and labour scientology thing?? Bet a man came up
with that pearl of wisdom

[FrightfullyPoshFloss]

I'm denied access to that last link?!

[tortoiseshell]

kuoni, with dd I didn't have any pain relief, and was pretty silent throughout, but not for any scientology reason, that's just the way I am. It's the being required to do it that's loopy!

[piffle]

the silent thing...
I made no noise when I had both mine, with my ds (1st) my mum was yelling at me, telling me to make some bloody noise.
And no drugs either
But that was luck and chance.....
If someone had told me NOT to make noise I would have screamed...