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The Scientology Baby - the plot thickens

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JanH · 10/10/2005 08:38

HOW many months?

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secur · 10/10/2005 10:12

Message withdrawn

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Fangache · 10/10/2005 10:14

After studying that photo carefully.... I don't think thats her belly button! Its the button on her jeans.

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Enid · 10/10/2005 10:16

i love toms built up shoes

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flamebat · 10/10/2005 10:17

Bloody high jeans - look at where the pockets are!

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skinnycow · 10/10/2005 10:19

possibly a button on her jeans? and she does apparently like her sweeties

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teeavee · 10/10/2005 10:23

its her jeans

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Fangache · 10/10/2005 10:23

Maybe she's just got a sticky-outy belly button anyway!

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Zephyrcat · 10/10/2005 10:26

Never mind the bump....

'Although her conversion to Cruise's religion Scientology means she will not be allowed painkilling drugs and must remain silent throughout the birth'

Eh???? Is she mad????????

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Mum2girls · 10/10/2005 10:28

I think Tom operates her by remote control.

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munz · 10/10/2005 10:29

well either way we'll see once the baby's born! lol - she'd be due in april time wouldn't she?

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flamebat · 10/10/2005 10:36

But if its the jeans - do you get freaky low pockets like that??

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munz · 10/10/2005 10:39

yes u can get some like that - I still recon about 5 months thou. at least.

what happened to her being a virgin?

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Fangache · 10/10/2005 10:39

Flamebat. The pregnancy jeans look like that but have the big over-the-bump panel made from normal stretchy material! It could be that.

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suzywong · 10/10/2005 10:40

He is a downright Lunatic - wilbur's post just confirms it

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iota · 10/10/2005 10:40

flamebat - well observed -- I think you can also see the fly, so she is wearing her jeans REALLY low

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flamebat · 10/10/2005 10:42

Pregnancy jeans have low pockets, but I've not seen any with a button in the middle of the stretchy bump bit.

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Fangache · 10/10/2005 10:43

Could be a drawstring toggle, not a button?

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GhostofNatt · 10/10/2005 10:50

Maybe this is really her third baby? - my belly looks like that at 14 weeks... Ok it looks worse than that

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Chandra · 10/10/2005 10:51

You are getting it all wrong, as Einstein said, time is relative. More so for humans who serve as vessels for thousands of little aliens. Perhaps they are talking about "light months" rather than months as we earthlings see them?

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CuriousMama · 10/10/2005 10:59

They're a total pair of hypocrites IMO. Good luck katie on the birth day, you'll need it!

Btw, not wanting to be dour but I failed mc before DS2 and I was huge at 3 months because of fluid surrounding the fetus. Hope this isn't the case with her but doubt it anyway as they'll have had loads of tests?

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mancmum · 10/10/2005 11:20

have just seen the photo in the paper and it is definitely her jeans button -- you can see the waistband of her trounders level with it... but still is a big bump for 3 months.... god help her if she has a huge baby and no pain relief...

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mommapuff · 10/10/2005 11:25

I do wonder what her family really think about it all. If it were my daughter I would be worried.

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LadyTophamHatt · 10/10/2005 11:35

Absolute bollocks is she 3 months.

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tortoiseshell · 10/10/2005 11:36

I'm 3 months and have virtually no bump. The baby is the size of your little finger. That is not a 3 month size bump (and I know people differ, but she won't be able to walk at 9 months!)

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CuriousMama · 10/10/2005 11:38

Eeeek let's hope it isn't triplets Can u imagine a quiet birth heaving out 3 mini cruises?

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