The Scientology Baby - the plot thickens

[JanH]

HOW many months?

You'd be right. You missed out the bit about me sipping a G&T though.

I have often wondered what has drawn me to spend so many hours in the Hornimann Museum gazing at the stuffed walrus. Now I know it is My Calling. I think MI has been feeling the same calling...I'm going to e mail MN HQ and ask for a special Thetan Board.

Can I be the moderator?

long straw? made up of lots of normal sized straws fitted together? does your typist make them up for you each morning?

OR

Do you have a special G&T glass holder?

PMSL at a walrus trying to hold a G&T as it slips through big ol' flippers

Yes! You can go 'Tsk Tsk ('tusk tusk') when we step out of line.

Hands off my walrus, Blu

Sorry now have an image of a walrus sitting by the Roman baths wierd!!!

PMSL missed all the bits about the wicker chairs etc. Add that to the roman bath image and it makes for a very good touist attraction.

Tom Cruise Kills Oprah

Tsk tsk

PML @ Tom killing Oprah!!!!

omg!lol.
Was that taken from the jumping on the sofa interview?

Not three months! The rest of her is still really slim as well. Either a fake belly or....god, who knows!

It looks like Rachel's fake belly in Friends - perhaps she borrowed it!

But, if she's using a false belly, you'd think she'd go for one which was appropriate for her gestation, wouldn't you?

just been looking for a picture of her from a few weeks ago showing a smaller bump.....can't find any though. Hmmmmmm now theres a surprise.

I#ll eat this computer if this is all real.

This thread has made me pmsl, especailly the Oprah link, classic! The whole thing creeps me out. But I have a genuine question, which maybe is a bit stupid and has been asked before, but here goes. If scientology is so clearly a cult full of brainwashing wierdos, why are they allowed to have a permanent stand on my high street advertising free 'stress tests', then ramming that bloody dianetics crap down the throat of everyone unfortunate enough to walk by. My boyfriend didn't know what scientology was, so went up to them, and the whole experience creeped me out, they really all are a bunch of wierdos. The man tried to be all friendly before getting all preachy and frankly scarily controlling and he wouldn't let us leave. Surely to have a public stand they need some kind of permission, so how on earth have they been given it? What's next, all the satan worshippers doing door to door recruiting?! Please don't flame me!

It's freedom of speech isn't it. Like that barmy preacher who rolls up every saturday and preaches hell fire and damanation to anyone shopping in Somerfields (near my mum's).

This is all reminding me about my sister who completed an online form for scientologists (long time ago).

They contacted her and oh-so-nicely invited her for a no-obligation chat. My theory is that the way she completed the form probably singled her out as "gullible and easily intimidated".

They frog marched her to her cashpoint so she could get the money to pay for one of their "courses". She freaked and ran away. They then stalked her for months, hassling her, ringing at all hours of the day and night, making intimidating threats.

She changed her telephone number, and thanked her lucky stars she never gave out her address.

If, as a journalist, you write about them, they stalk you forever. it's really intimidating. I've not done it, but friends have.

Weirdos. The lot of them.

Intergalactic walrusses, martian bishops and steamrollers.

Cuckoo!!

They remind me a bit of those weird communed that aged hippies like to join to find themselves, etc etc, like the Ashram of Sag Aloo, where they all donate all their kid's inheritance, and the "guru" drives around in a brand new Merc.

OMG...just read else mad, crazy, wierd about the silent birth.

Not only is she not allowed to make and noise, or talk at all during labour but she's also not allowed to talk to the baby for 7 days after the birth.

What the F#CK ????

Well no wonder Brooke Shields had Post Natal depression. What is wrong with these people????

where did you find that??