OMG I can never face going to work again (TMI +++++++)

[IHaveToMoveFarFarAway]

I swear i am not winding anyone up.

What is suspicious about my style?

"I am still feeling very ashamed and scared that it will happen again."

par exemple

Well either it's a wind up or she has the wind up.

I've thought it was a wind-up from the start, still funny though

Wind up or not I haven't laughed so much in ages.

I was in the sauna this morning still psml about this and wondering what the reaction would be if I could do my own little ff symphony in front of the other po-faced sauna visitors. Didn't have the guts though and anyway can't ff at will.

Packed your bags yet?

Bloody hell
How would you feel if it happened to you?

Sorry for still being embarrassed by it.
The reason i said i was worried that it would happen again is because i have no idea why it happened in the first place.I mean if i had beeen doing yoga or horse riding as some have mentioned i could understand why so how could air get up there iykwim just by walking aound and working?

hmmm

mock anger

very good

I truly wish it was a wind up

no, it was a wind 'out'

i don't think it's anything to do with having a 'baggy vag'.

this happened to me when i was about 15, and i was walking to school with a friend, i could have died. and i certainly wasn't 'out of shape' at that age

OMG PMSL I am crying with laughter!!

the sofa made a noise too? Have just howled with laughter - am so sorry for finding this funny.

Of course it's not a wind up - far too real and honest detail

Do any of your DH or DPs take off in bed?
I mean, fart so loudly that the duvet moves a few inches horizontaly?
My DH does this and it's gross!
Usually worse after a curry, so i don't do curries anymore.
AB

I don't care if its a wind up, it's very very funny!

This happened to my ex-flatmate. She had been having sex with boyfriend and then got up to answer the door, fanny farting with each step....hahahaha!!!

I have shed wee from laughing at this. How awful - sure it's just a one off. Solution if not - buy a duck and carry it in your handbag, for emergencies.

might take off. Fanjo ducks in superdrug.

I have to go back to work today
I am dreading it incase she has told anyone.Oh well nothing i can do other than hope for the best and pray it wont happen again.

Best of duck! er, luck!