OMG I can never face going to work again (TMI +++++++)

[IHaveToMoveFarFarAway]

PMSL at "sounded like I had a duck caught in my knickers"

psst "i have to move...", there's another poster on here called "windygalestoday".... is that your "real" name?

Haaaaaaaaaaaa, my mum used to do this! then she'd say "it's from the front, not the back" . Not the sort of thing you should be sharing with a 10 year old really! My mum's just a bag of wind. She used to fart whilst walking down the street, a fart a step. Why me?????

Well, on the bright side at least it was a female colleague and not the boss!

1-What if she mentions it to other collegues because it seemed too brazen to be accidental.

2-What if it happens again?

Oh, I'm sorry, it must have been embarrasing, but that's the funniest thing ever.. I am litteraly crying with laughter...

And Avenanap - my dad used to be able to fart 'in step'... but that's not funny, it's just wrong!!!

For the love of god someone namechange and tell me this has happened to them unexpectantly in a non sexual situation.

is there an obvious difference in the sound?
front and back?
pmsl

sorry, i never fart and my fanjo smells of peaches....

That is the funniest thing I have heard today, I am crying with laughter too and avenanap made me howl!

I shouldn't imagine she thinks you can do that to order. She won't gossip to others because she would look like a bitch, I would probably mention it when its just you two and say something like "God I'm so glad that it happened with you because I know you wouldn't embarrass me in front of anyone. I hope it never happens again"

Also she must have been able to tell it was a fanny fart either that or she thinks my anus is the size of a dust particle(think pitch and tone)

I can't even type!

I am so sorry! but LOL LOL LOL!

Hopefully she will be too embarrassed to even comment to anyone else

Oh dear - you're doome - I think you'd better pack and leave these shores with never a backward glance!

Thing is i dont want to mention it to her again as it is so embarrassing shit shit.

To be fair, she's probably not trying to think of it at all...

Can you tell the difference... I honestly don't know.

Im thinking office xmas party piece?

did neither of you say NOTHING? how very surreal..... when are you next at work?

OMG thank yopu so much I haven't laughed this much in ages, I have tears rolling down my face
Seriously though i'm sure it'll be ok
Maybe you could tell her you have a 'serious medical condition' and would appreciate it if she didn't mention 'the incident' to anyone?

Brazen it out but don't EVER let on it was a fanjo fart, just let her believe you have a very delicate ladies tum-tum whichw as upset by some heavy man-type food.

So what will your reaction be if she slips you an invitation to the annual fart off competition?

When we were walking along she just giggled politely and said "ooh dear i bet youre trying to walk and squeeze your buttocks together"

Then after another few steps she looked at me with wide eyes and said"I think you need some time to yourself"

Seriously, I wouldn't mention it again - well, not in the short term anyway. I'm sure that the other girl won't either...

I mean, we're all laughing, but it wouldn't be funny if the OP had been 'this happened to someone else'........

I'd like to say 'just let it go' but that might be bad taste

oh oh oh