OMG I can never face going to work again (TMI +++++++)

[IHaveToMoveFarFarAway]

What have you donnnnnnne?

Why?????

Was it no1 or no2?

You can tell us, look, your name change has worked.

Did you leave a floater in the loo?

Did you fart in front of the boss?

Cant be as bad as what I did once in front of a whole class!

You sneezed and your tampon/mooncup shot out?

Did yesterday's pants fall out of the bottom of your trouser leg in an important meeting?

Did you stand at the top of the stairs and open your legs wide?

Only to reveal to all and sundry that your period had started & you hadn't noticed?

No?

Oh.

What is it then?

This isn't TMI - it's NEI!

come on you've got to tell us!

Your mooncup shot across the room and wedge itself firmly on MDs bald head (plunger stylee?)

SPILL

Your boss tickled you til you wet yourself (gah...I hate it when that happens).

Go on, if you tell, I will tell you mine!

Come on

It's boring if you don't actually tell us!!

come on you must tell us. my DH thinks I am mad laughing out loud at all the possibilities...!

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The boss cought you and the secretary having some 'fun' in the stationery cupboard?

Lets take a bet on who this actually is. My money is on MamaG! It sounds like her!

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Nah. She'd have spilled the beans by now

Did you steal the petty cash and has there been a full office audit to work out what happened to it?

Or were you caught taking reams of A4 home?

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