OMG I can never face going to work again (TMI +++++++)

[IHaveToMoveFarFarAway]

lol
so she thought it came from tightly squeezed buttocks

is that you windygalestoday?

brilliant. Thank you so much for sharing.

Please please tell me i wont have fanjo bellows for ever?

I feel quite ill with shame when i think of it oh god no.

OMFG "I think you need some time to yourself" ROFL Tears of laughter LOLOLOL

If this had happened to you as the other woman what would you think?
Most likely you would be sympathetic and discreet.
Not waiting to tell others and make a show of you.

I think you should go on X Factor

With your amazing musical fanny

Hahahahahahahahhaha

Hilarious!

If it makes you feel any better,in aerobics the other night (trampette)the panty pad of the woman next ot me fell out and tumbled to her feet.

If she had done it i wouldnt be bothered or mention it again but because it seemed so brazen she may think i am comfortable with farting in public and say something on shift change.

lol moondog

But i have to work with this woman.

If you can find another four similarly talented women you could form a 'quim'tet. Arf.

An opera is impressive. Try a symphony next time.

oh this is the funniest thread

so so sorry for you tho OP, i would have DIED

"i think you need some time alone"

did you see her again after your concerto?

surely fannys can only fart sort of 'one offs' not 10-15??

wouldnt it have too re - fill?

lol

I can see the funny side and have been laughing but i really am worried about it deep down,i probably wont sleep for fretting.

just read it again and LOL

visions of your shocked face!!!!

Paulayatesbiggestfan-You would think so wouldnt you but this was as though air had been trapped up there.Because i am on AF and quite heavy my fanjo is a bit squelchy but i have no idea re the air??Apart from crossing my legs when sitting and bending over etc to do jobs i dont know how the air even got there.

O
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You poor thing.

BUT, Think of all the good karma you've achieved by making us all wet ourselves with laughter.

IHTMFFA - I have a fear of doing that thing when you sit down quickly with bare legs and your thighs sort of slap together producing a resounding whoopee cushionesque noise.

ihtmffa
look do not worry - it wont happen again and although you are internally blushing at the memory - it is a memory now and in the past

poor you - it is over !

Surely it's highly unlikely to hapen again, but if it did, could you disguise it with a series of very loud coughs?

lol

Seriously though in your opinion is this the result of weak pelvic muscles or what?
My pelvicfloor cant be that bad as i dont wet myself or anything like that.

no cough in the world could have covered this.