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Original poster

don't laugh - embarrasing question

196 replies

bluehorizons · 04/07/2006 13:10

i had thrush a couple of days ago but it got really bad on a sunday when the chemists were closed. my friend told me to put some natural yoghurt down there because of the live bacteria but i didn't have any natural yoghurts but i did have some blue cheese i thought the bacteria would be the same and do the same thing. so i heated the cheese up a bit and spread it downthere. i have been doing this for a few days now but now my bits have turned a funny blue colour and the smell is awful. what should i do?

OP posts:
heavenis · 05/07/2006 14:08

Is that Chedder Gorge ?

Original poster
bluehorizons · 05/07/2006 14:09

do you live near me? could you come down and help me sort it all out do you think?

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heavenis · 05/07/2006 14:11

Sorry no where near you. And I'm not going near anyones minge cheesy or not.

HappyMumof2 · 05/07/2006 14:14

Message withdrawn

Original poster
bluehorizons · 05/07/2006 14:16

i got some plug in air fresheners today im just wondering where to plug them in

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heavenis · 05/07/2006 14:17

No gas mask. Maybe you could get one off e-bay for friend who told you about natural yoghurt bluehorizons.

heavenis · 05/07/2006 14:18

Is it one of those fan type air freshners if so I have a pretty good idea.

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bluehorizons · 05/07/2006 14:19

yes it is a fan freshener, the fragrance is bluebells

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Carmenere · 05/07/2006 14:20

OMG am LOVING the Easter Ferret
Malevolent and cute all at the same time

heavenis · 05/07/2006 14:27

bluehorizons, tell us who you really are.

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bluehorizons · 05/07/2006 14:32

i am bluehorizons from cheddar gorge who are you?

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Whizzz · 05/07/2006 14:36

This is what you need to tackle it Mickey Mouse Gas MAsk

Carmenere · 05/07/2006 14:37

I'm guessing it's Hunker, not sure why just think it is.

99redballoons · 05/07/2006 14:37

bluehorizons, if you're still quite uncomfortable down there I really think you should speak to someone, either a nurse or pharmacist. Did you get hold of any canestan?

waterfalls · 05/07/2006 14:38

Try this

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bluehorizons · 05/07/2006 14:39

no 99 i dont think putting any more cheese up there, even if it is cream cheese, will do any good but thank you anywxay

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Twiglett · 05/07/2006 14:39

OMG I got to Hunker's 'don't go near doritos' comment and almost wet myself

Bozza · 05/07/2006 14:40

Have we not found out who this is yet?

heavenis · 05/07/2006 14:42

You said you didn't know what to say to the doctor. Do you want us to help you write a note so you can give it to the doctor. You could wear a balaclava to save your blushes.

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bluehorizons · 05/07/2006 14:46

could you please?
why do you all think i am not who i sahy i am?

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heavenis · 05/07/2006 14:48

Is this your first post ?

Twiglett · 05/07/2006 14:51

Dear GP

I had thrush... a friend suggested yogurt.. I had no yogurt... I had blue cheese .. I used it .. I smell and have lumps .. please can you fix it ..

Twiglett · 05/07/2006 14:52

am totally shocked that no-one has said

'UCM, is that you?'

mamaof6croydon · 05/07/2006 14:52

i put a cheese string up me once

squarer · 05/07/2006 14:54

Twiglett, I refer you to:

By Whizzz on Tuesday, 4 July, 2006 2:43:42 PM

UCM is that you ?

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