don't laugh - embarrasing question

[bluehorizons]

i had thrush a couple of days ago but it got really bad on a sunday when the chemists were closed. my friend told me to put some natural yoghurt down there because of the live bacteria but i didn't have any natural yoghurts but i did have some blue cheese i thought the bacteria would be the same and do the same thing. so i heated the cheese up a bit and spread it downthere. i have been doing this for a few days now but now my bits have turned a funny blue colour and the smell is awful. what should i do?

Frozen peas are good - will reduce swelling.

You obviously like cheese. D'ya like peas?

Why not try cheesypeasyfadgyitis?

rofl thomcat.

I was just thinking the same. It was too much for me not to write "wap it up your fanoir to relieve the symptoms of feminine itching"

Try this

stop, stop niceglasses. I'm going to piss myself in a min!!!!!!!!

The Easter one looks just the job

rofl.

Those ears would act like a broom so you could get to all those nooks and crannys where cheese might be festering

Actually you might find the Easter ferret is busy this coming weekend now. Sorry about that!

Can we have a health warning on threads like this - like the exclamation mark for report a post.

Everyone in the office wants to know why I am helpless with laughter and tears streaming down my face. What can I say?

No comment on the state of my pelvic floor

Dick van Dyke is free this weekend

Chim chimenee....

There should be a warning on blue cheese.
Do not use in the treatment of thrush.

Possible outcome :- Smelly minge,staining blue,possible lodging in pouch of douglas. You won't get a second date.

Jamies mum - apparetnly 'ferretzilla' (see link) is good for pelvic flooring, he scoots in and errects scaffolding, you don't know he's been.

That easter ferret is up there aliong with Soupy the bat in my all time favourite pictures!

If we stuck a head on this and a pair of shoes at the bottom is this what you look like?

Have to do a big pic of the Easter Ferret, he's great isn't he

Here you go

I can help but pmsl at the thought of someone with a cheesy minge.

Soupy was surprised when a large lump of decomposing blue cheese fell out of his date's LadyGarden

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PMSL

How have you done that, where, what, how, I have to know.

PMSL all over again

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I did nothing It's one of the other bat pictures from the website.

Bluehorizons,don't be frightened by soupdragons pictures,just take several deep breaths as it falls away.

Do you have anyone in RL who could help. Where abouts are you ? Any where near Epping Forest ?

i live in cheddar

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