don't laugh - embarrasing question

[bluehorizons]

i had thrush a couple of days ago but it got really bad on a sunday when the chemists were closed. my friend told me to put some natural yoghurt down there because of the live bacteria but i didn't have any natural yoghurts but i did have some blue cheese i thought the bacteria would be the same and do the same thing. so i heated the cheese up a bit and spread it downthere. i have been doing this for a few days now but now my bits have turned a funny blue colour and the smell is awful. what should i do?

Dear Doctor.

I've got thrush. I tried to treat myself.
To date I have used melted blue cheese for a few days. (the smell is horrible) So I went on a web site for mums and I've since put tooth paste down there,perfume,and garlic. I tried to use the garden hose pipe to blast it out. They have suggested a ferret,can I get one on the NHS or will it have to be a private prescription.
Please don't mind the balaclava,it's to save my blushes.
Thank you
Bluehorizons.

Twiglett - they have

Whizzz on Tuesday, 4 July, 2006 2:43:42 PM

I wonder where I've put me cracker barrel?

Well I have a very (dodgy) good friend (dodgy in the internet dating sense of the word)- in Cheddar, I am sure he'd be happy to erm investigate? He is a caving instructor so should be OK down there

AAAAAWWWWW
I USED to love garlic boursin cheese with crackers and branston you rotten sods! wind up or not I don't think I will be eating those again

Peachys Caving pal

I hope you washed your hands before dinner.

the cheese fell out today whilst i was in the supermarket so i just kicked it under one of the displays and i hope noone spotted me. thanks for the advice.

dirty slapper, so you were shopping with no knickers!????

Glad we could help bluehorizons.

You weren't on the fish aisle when it happened were you?

OMG! PMSL!
Excellent piece of writing martianbishop 'wang up their flaps' had me and dp in stitches.

this has got to be a wind up surely pmsfl

Tis not me, mine was pilchards, I am taking bets at 7-2 Twiglett, 4-1 Hunker

I have been wetting myself laughing and trying to work out how to tell dd1 that she can't read it

Fantastic wind up bh- has all the markings of being written by a BLOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You've been rumbled!

Just looked at your other posts, bh. You are obviously Gordonzola in disguise! Did your cheese fetish start at an early age????????

Not me, ladies.

give dino-rod a call, they're used to minging stuff. 'ave you sawwted in u jiffy love'

Cheddar Gorge? Or gorge on your cheddar? Which your date clearly did not! PMSL, thanks.