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Original poster

don't laugh - embarrasing question

196 replies

bluehorizons · 04/07/2006 13:10

i had thrush a couple of days ago but it got really bad on a sunday when the chemists were closed. my friend told me to put some natural yoghurt down there because of the live bacteria but i didn't have any natural yoghurts but i did have some blue cheese i thought the bacteria would be the same and do the same thing. so i heated the cheese up a bit and spread it downthere. i have been doing this for a few days now but now my bits have turned a funny blue colour and the smell is awful. what should i do?

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Blandmum · 04/07/2006 19:43

jeesy peeps, is there no end to the things that peopel will wang up their flaps???

garlic, blue cheese. As posted before this is a fondue moment!

HappyMumof2 · 04/07/2006 19:45

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CrocodileKate · 04/07/2006 19:47

I am sitting outside my dd's bedroom trying to get her to go to sleep you lot!
Am not meant to be stiffling hysterics with tears rolling down my face.
Wang up their flaps!!! doesn't quite cover it.

SoupDragon · 04/07/2006 19:49

Someone on MN did indeed lose a clove of garlic.

Blandmum · 04/07/2006 19:49

Oh God, have you noticed the other thread 'My bush is out of control'

It is posted on Gardening, but I think that is just a cover!

HappyMumof2 · 04/07/2006 20:06

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biglips · 04/07/2006 22:35

bluehorizons - how are you getting on?

Surfermum · 04/07/2006 22:46

Where do we nominate quote of the week?

MB's "is there no end to the things that peopel will wang up their flaps???" is a classic!

ladynade · 04/07/2006 22:47

Just too funny - it just can't be true!

HappyMumof2 · 05/07/2006 07:41

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heavenis · 05/07/2006 08:17

Yes how did the date go. Did you go out for something to eat,was it fondue. Did he have any garlic. Do you think you'll go out on a second date.

How's your garden this morning ?

heavenis · 05/07/2006 10:34

Don't tell us he's still stuck in your cheese garden and you can't get to mumsnet

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bluehorizons · 05/07/2006 12:38

no, i got druink last night and i forgot to take the garlic out, this morning the whole house stunk really really bad like putrid fish. my date was not very impressed and i tried to cover up but i dont think i will be seeing him agian. and the toothpaste didn't soothe it at all, i think my friend wa sjoking but it wasnt very fanny, i am now very sorre and still blue and smelly

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HappyMumof2 · 05/07/2006 12:47

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heavenis · 05/07/2006 13:00

lol at 'very fanny'

So what are you going to do now.

So who are you really.

muma3 · 05/07/2006 13:05

omgggggggggggg

i am sending link to this to my mate its f8ing hilarious lol

SoupDragon · 05/07/2006 13:09

How's your cheesey minge today?

heavenis · 05/07/2006 13:10

Now your house stinks as well as your lady garden what are you going to do.
You could try a scented candle.

HappyMumof2 · 05/07/2006 13:12

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intergalacticwalrus · 05/07/2006 13:14

Oh god. Please don't post anymore like this. My pelvic floor can't take it.

heavenis · 05/07/2006 13:14

I was going to say put it where you see fit,but thought that might be a bit rude.

Thomcat · 05/07/2006 13:15

send in a ferret

intergalacticwalrus · 05/07/2006 13:15

Why would you stick cheese up your fanny?

I'll never look at cod in cheese sauce in the face again

HappyMumof2 · 05/07/2006 13:17

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Thomcat · 05/07/2006 13:19

There's a french stick going begging over on the food thread