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Original poster

don't laugh - embarrasing question

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bluehorizons · 04/07/2006 13:10

i had thrush a couple of days ago but it got really bad on a sunday when the chemists were closed. my friend told me to put some natural yoghurt down there because of the live bacteria but i didn't have any natural yoghurts but i did have some blue cheese i thought the bacteria would be the same and do the same thing. so i heated the cheese up a bit and spread it downthere. i have been doing this for a few days now but now my bits have turned a funny blue colour and the smell is awful. what should i do?

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99redballoons · 04/07/2006 14:47

that's why you have to sew some thread through the middle of the clove so you can retrieve it, ie just like a tampon. Make sure it's a looonnngg piece of thread!

99redballoons · 04/07/2006 14:49

and the garlic flavours your mouth... even though you've put it in down there you can taste it in your mouth - yuk! very strange I know but I've been there done that to get rid of my GBS (group b strep) in second pg and it worked!

So definitely don't do that today/tonight unless you cancel!

EmmyLou · 04/07/2006 14:51

Wear a thong and hey presto - homemade chees strings....

Rhubarb · 04/07/2006 14:58

Yes but will they be organic?

heavenis · 04/07/2006 15:04

I'm going to have to do the school run. Will you be back tomorrow to tell us how the date went. He's not a doctor is he ?

lanismum · 04/07/2006 15:08

this is the first ever thread to make me laugh out loud, cheers

lanismum · 04/07/2006 15:08

or cheese even

Whizzz · 04/07/2006 15:11

lots of ideas here

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MerlinsBeard · 04/07/2006 15:19

stood in the garden trying to hose it out?? Now i know this is a wind up

ffs

smoggie · 04/07/2006 15:28

thank you - best laugh I've had for ages. 1st time I've laughed out loud at MN - not great when you're at work but thank you anyway. pmal at chees strings Emmylou and upsite down fondue rubyrioja!

smoggie · 04/07/2006 15:29

cheese strings and upside down

brimfull · 04/07/2006 15:36

I hope it was organic cropwell bishop blue cheese from waitrose and not some dodgy crap from tescos.

EmmyLou · 04/07/2006 16:56

If you were martianbishop you could've created your very own version of Stinking Bishop

tinyFox · 04/07/2006 17:13

this has got to be a wind up!!!! lmfa0

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bluehorizons · 04/07/2006 19:14

thanks for your help those who gave advice i have folowed the advice of whoeverit was who said to put a garlic clove up there. i havent cancalled the date but i will just have to ban him from goingt near down there. i still tink i have some cheese stuck up there but i just hope it will find its own way out.

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bluehorizons · 04/07/2006 19:19

i have sprayed it with chanel so i am hopiong it doesnet smell as bad anymore; my friend told me to soothe the itching with toothpaste so i will try that
thanks again

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comewhatmay · 04/07/2006 19:25

Errr, no relation to me Expat

Im naive, not stooopid......

You really need to see someone BH.

Unless you are deliberately trying to Kiev yourself?

comewhatmay · 04/07/2006 19:25

Chicken fillet, anyone?

Angeliz · 04/07/2006 19:29

pmsl

This is a funny thread and i totally cracked up at 'stand on your head and be a fondue set' hee hee!

HappyMumof2 · 04/07/2006 19:38

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mummyhill · 04/07/2006 19:40

PMSL this has to be a wind up come on and fess up.

Blandmum · 04/07/2006 19:41

didn't a Mnetter stick garlic up her doodaa and then lose it???

HappyMumof2 · 04/07/2006 19:42

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