don't laugh - embarrasing question

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i had thrush a couple of days ago but it got really bad on a sunday when the chemists were closed. my friend told me to put some natural yoghurt down there because of the live bacteria but i didn't have any natural yoghurts but i did have some blue cheese i thought the bacteria would be the same and do the same thing. so i heated the cheese up a bit and spread it downthere. i have been doing this for a few days now but now my bits have turned a funny blue colour and the smell is awful. what should i do?

that's why you have to sew some thread through the middle of the clove so you can retrieve it, ie just like a tampon. Make sure it's a looonnngg piece of thread!

and the garlic flavours your mouth... even though you've put it in down there you can taste it in your mouth - yuk! very strange I know but I've been there done that to get rid of my GBS (group b strep) in second pg and it worked!

So definitely don't do that today/tonight unless you cancel!

Wear a thong and hey presto - homemade chees strings....

Yes but will they be organic?

I'm going to have to do the school run. Will you be back tomorrow to tell us how the date went. He's not a doctor is he ?

this is the first ever thread to make me laugh out loud, cheers

or cheese even

lots of ideas here

stood in the garden trying to hose it out?? Now i know this is a wind up

ffs

thank you - best laugh I've had for ages. 1st time I've laughed out loud at MN - not great when you're at work but thank you anyway. pmal at chees strings Emmylou and upsite down fondue rubyrioja!

cheese strings and upside down

I hope it was organic cropwell bishop blue cheese from waitrose and not some dodgy crap from tescos.

If you were martianbishop you could've created your very own version of Stinking Bishop

this has got to be a wind up!!!! lmfa0

thanks for your help those who gave advice i have folowed the advice of whoeverit was who said to put a garlic clove up there. i havent cancalled the date but i will just have to ban him from goingt near down there. i still tink i have some cheese stuck up there but i just hope it will find its own way out.

i have sprayed it with chanel so i am hopiong it doesnet smell as bad anymore; my friend told me to soothe the itching with toothpaste so i will try that
thanks again

Errr, no relation to me Expat

Im naive, not stooopid......

You really need to see someone BH.

Unless you are deliberately trying to Kiev yourself?

Chicken fillet, anyone?

pmsl

This is a funny thread and i totally cracked up at 'stand on your head and be a fondue set' hee hee!

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PMSL this has to be a wind up come on and fess up.

didn't a Mnetter stick garlic up her doodaa and then lose it???

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