look, honestly, you lot, MY house is the grubbiest. Just because the gas guys have cleared the accumulated dust out of my gas fire doesn't mean the rest of it is any better
Probably - I need to be at the front of the queue, if you need cleaning-type distraction. Though personally, I'd go out somewhere nice to divert myself.
Children in red wine - arf!
OneinEight -
for swollen arm. Get it looked at, and do some arm exercises, if you can, just to get the lymph flowing.
Talking of arms - does anyone else get a sharp pain under their arm when exercising? I think it is scar tissue stretching, but it is v ouchy 
YY for Numberjacks being vile - white hoover man and the ginger one with glasses, he looks like the jobsworth teacher at dd's school. 'Me too' is much, much worse though. Given the choice, I would chew my own arm off before agreeing to watch that again. Thank God dd is past CBeebies now.