I'm off .... again.... why did I bother coming back..

[StarDustInTheWind]

I have come to the conclusion that I am the luckiest person in the world - I am healthy, fit and not obese, have a good education, a nice job, 2 well behaved, kind, clever, healthy daughters , a lovely husband and a well trained dog who does not jump up on people or bark incessantly.

these things just "happen" on mumsnet - they are a combination of genetics and luck..... I have obviously NEVER put ANY work into ANY of the above.... I am lucky......

well, I'm taking responsibility for my lucky-ducky-self and refusing to tie myself in knots over it any more.... there I go again.... preventing an ulcer.... or is it pure luck that I don't have one......

bye bye, thank you all for letting me know that I've wasted my life away trying so hard to get things the way I want them - my world would have been the same if I had done NOTHING..... since I am lucky you know.....

Well exactly MrsTigs, are you related to the hedgehog per chance or was that Tiggy Winkle?

Mary, that was beautiful that song has always brought tears to my eyes and I'm off again

Can someone link to th thread?

I bet DeVere ATE the silly cow for breakfast, which is strangely satisfying

I think it's the smugness about HEALTH that's tipped me over, I mean WTF?

I've only gone and sung a bit of Bee Gees on a thread about cleaning. Thought it might brighten the place up a bit if you know what I mean

From the Urban Dictionary

flounce (fla?ns)

v. flounce, flounced, flounc•ing,

• To leave an internet group or thread with exaggerated drama; deleting posts, notifying mods and or group users, and cross-posting on other groups to draw attention to the drama.

Comes from the original use of gathering up skirts and petticoats and leaving in dramatic, impatient and exaggerated movements.

Oh don't go furiously fanning yourself Fid. Its far too hot for that and you'll have someones eye out. Come sing with us instead

Christ alive,you're leaving a web forum,strangers you dont know.its no big deal.just leave

Potential love of your life maybe Maryz?

Dreamboats and petticoats pull me tight and hold me close

You're still everything I'll ever need

Too hot Reggie I'll mouth. And write out the lyrics in the back of my school book while looking tragic.

I don't have the faintest Scooby doo whats going on Mary. But I feel like the beauty of music and song is overcoming the confusion, its bigger than that

My dog jumps up to steal cheese. I'm ashamed , sing me a song.

So I say thank you for the music the songs we're singing

Thanks for all the joy they're bringing

Who can live without it
I ask in all honesty
Where would we be
Without a song or dance what would life on Mumsnet be?

I offer up Kumbifuckingyah and a bash on the biddulph tambourine

smug caw