I'm off .... again.... why did I bother coming back..

[StarDustInTheWind]

I have come to the conclusion that I am the luckiest person in the world - I am healthy, fit and not obese, have a good education, a nice job, 2 well behaved, kind, clever, healthy daughters , a lovely husband and a well trained dog who does not jump up on people or bark incessantly.

these things just "happen" on mumsnet - they are a combination of genetics and luck..... I have obviously NEVER put ANY work into ANY of the above.... I am lucky......

well, I'm taking responsibility for my lucky-ducky-self and refusing to tie myself in knots over it any more.... there I go again.... preventing an ulcer.... or is it pure luck that I don't have one......

bye bye, thank you all for letting me know that I've wasted my life away trying so hard to get things the way I want them - my world would have been the same if I had done NOTHING..... since I am lucky you know.....

Getting it wrong

And I quote

We hope you're well. We're just getting in touch as we've had some reports about your posts in Flouncers Corner, as they're a bit odd:

"Good times we had return to haunt me"

"I touch your face while you are sleeping"

Can we ask what's going on? It does give the impression that you're making fun of those posting in Flouncers Corner, which isn't really on.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

It was nice that they hoped I was well

Who reported me I wonder? Clearly someone who didn't watch Top of the pops or listen to the wireless during the 90s

Oh on your

oh I didn't know there pictures of bikes, what other pictures have they got?

@ giving the impression of making fun of the flouncers

oh and

Who reported me I wonder? Clearly someone who didn't watch Top of the pops or listen to the wireless during the 90s

It'll be some young whipper snapper that doesn't know that most romantic of songs. Reggie I think I love you, you romantic devil.

I would like a

Sling your [hook] then

Just for posts like this.

my love I hope you'll always be right here by my side if ever I need you my love

In your arms I feel so safe and so secure

Lol
At this rate Reggie you'll be receiving a restraining letter.

Restraining Order.

Everyday is such a perfect day to spend alone with you

I am disabled, and consequently verging on the obese, have a mind-glowingly high standard of education, a nice job but one which involves a four hour daily commute, 4 children who are well cool but frankly have their moments, a husband who has also been having his moments, and two rabbits who crap on my living room carpet when I am not looking. I should presumably kill myself now?

Oh don't go do that Boffin, you'll make a terrible mess on the carpet, worse than the crapping rabbits. Stay and sing Genesis with us or we can go back to E17 if you prefer

Hmm, I used to be obese but i'm not now
I used to have a shitbag husband but I have a good one now
I have 3 kids, 2 healthy but 1 not so healthy

Does this make me a good person or a bad person? A good parent or a bad parent? Och too many difficult questions

You have rabbits in your living room Boffin? I doff my cap to you, I can barely keep on top of cleaning up tortoise poo.

Shall we race them

WTAF? relationship OK - tick, dd doing alright at school - tick, not needing a foodbank at the moment - tick. Who did you upset?

Vindscreen, to be fair our rabbit poo hoovers up rather easily. How do tortoises compare?

I would like a Reggie Song, yes.