I'm off .... again.... why did I bother coming back..

[StarDustInTheWind]

I have come to the conclusion that I am the luckiest person in the world - I am healthy, fit and not obese, have a good education, a nice job, 2 well behaved, kind, clever, healthy daughters , a lovely husband and a well trained dog who does not jump up on people or bark incessantly.

these things just "happen" on mumsnet - they are a combination of genetics and luck..... I have obviously NEVER put ANY work into ANY of the above.... I am lucky......

well, I'm taking responsibility for my lucky-ducky-self and refusing to tie myself in knots over it any more.... there I go again.... preventing an ulcer.... or is it pure luck that I don't have one......

bye bye, thank you all for letting me know that I've wasted my life away trying so hard to get things the way I want them - my world would have been the same if I had done NOTHING..... since I am lucky you know.....

imagines what damage a flying bellend could inflict, or not.

ok where's the thread about 100% attendance Oscars?? ta

and hold your hand don't understand whats going on

stay lucky

You'll be back once life hands you an unexpected snack in the face and you need done advice. You'll name change for it though obviously ....

Bye then.

Good times we had return to haunt me

goodness me
it must be great being you OP

imagine, being able to flounce because one is just so, well, WONDERFUL

all I can stay is won't you stay just one more day!

Out of interest Seb what kind of snack were you recommending? Theres an interesting debate going on on another thread about the differing values of MacDonalds and other fast food establishments

Oh I made a typo. Meant to say All I can say is won't you stay another day. Freudian slip apologies East 17 (the band not the population of Walthamstow) But apologies to Walthamstow too if you're reading it must be a very dull place to live. The original poster is very fortunate not to live there

and stay out

MsFiestyPants

I'm am sure you have worked extremely hard for your perfect life. The 'luck' is that nothing off the wall has happened to you or any of your loved ones to throw all that 'hard work' up in the air. Be thankful for that and appreciate others are not so 'lucky'.

No OP your life is smooth so you can control it.

I really hope it stays that way for you because it can just take one thing to turn your life upside down.

I agree the luck is that nothings happened to upset your smooth life. You are lucky.

Whatever.

Bye then.

Its ok Op! You're not perfect after all! Your grammar isn't up to scratch. Phew!

piratecat I think this may be it
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a2095493-To-hate-with-a-passion-100-attendance-awards

Ooh I hate posts like ouryve's. I totally don't think mn is cliquey but it's posts like that, that make people think it is.

I didn't realise Samantha Brick posted on here...

Yet you lack humility and a sense of humour, OP.

Must try harder!

I don't understand. What is all this stomping about for?
Lets all sit down and talk it through.
Reggie can sing, it will be lovely.

I'd love to flounce one day.

Is this LQ? Sounds like her.

Christ almighty!

I actually don't get why you are flouncing. I'm not as ejumicated as you is, obviously.

Ha! Its a joke, right?